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> A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
> work. She's not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the
> closet during their meetings. Her husband came home unexpectedly,
> so she hid her lover in the closet.
>
> The boy now has company.
>
> Boy: "Dark in here."
>
> Man: "Yes it is."
>
> Boy: "I have a baseball."
>
> Man: "That's nice."
>
> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>
> Man: "No, thanks."
>
> Boy: "My dad's outside."
>
> Man: "OK, how much?"
>
> Boy: "$250."
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
>
> Boy: "Dark in here."
>
> Man: "Yes, it is."
>
> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>
> Man: "How much?"
>
> Boy: "$750."
>
> Man: "Fine."
>
> A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab
> your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
>
> The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
>
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> The son says, "$1,000."
>
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
> your friends like that. That is way more than those two things
> cost."
>
> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
>
> They go to church and the father alerts the priest
> and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the
> door.
>
>
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
> The priest says, "Don't start that **** again."
> A housewife takes a lover during the day, while her husband is at
> work. She's not aware that her 9 year old son was hiding in the
> closet during their meetings. Her husband came home unexpectedly,
> so she hid her lover in the closet.
>
> The boy now has company.
>
> Boy: "Dark in here."
>
> Man: "Yes it is."
>
> Boy: "I have a baseball."
>
> Man: "That's nice."
>
> Boy: "Want to buy it?"
>
> Man: "No, thanks."
>
> Boy: "My dad's outside."
>
> Man: "OK, how much?"
>
> Boy: "$250."
>
> In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy
> and the mom's lover are in the closet together.
>
> Boy: "Dark in here."
>
> Man: "Yes, it is."
>
> Boy: "I have a baseball glove."
>
> Man: "How much?"
>
> Boy: "$750."
>
> Man: "Fine."
>
> A few days later, the father says to the boy,"Grab
> your glove. Let's go outside and toss the baseball!"
>
> The boy says, "I can't. I sold them."
>
> The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?"
> The son says, "$1,000."
>
> The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge
> your friends like that. That is way more than those two things
> cost."
>
> I'm going to take you to church and make you confess."
>
> They go to church and the father alerts the priest
> and makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and closes the
> door.
>
>
> The boy says, "Dark in here."
>
> The priest says, "Don't start that **** again."
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