http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/ Introduce yourself. Open Discussions, Tell a Joke, Gossip, Chit Chat about anything. (Almost Anything:) No Web Hosting or BlueVoda talk permitted in this forum. We have plenty of other forums for that purpose. Most importantly, HAVE FUN! en Sat, 21 Nov 2009 00:08:15 GMT vBulletin 60 http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/images/misc/rss.jpg http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/ http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54417-beadsofaddiction.html Fri, 20 Nov 2009 02:44:49 GMT hi my name is vicki live in rockhampton australia and am new to this site. my mate jenny and i are avid beaders and looking forward to meeting others in this site hi my name is vicki live in rockhampton australia and am new to this site. my mate jenny and i are avid beaders and looking forward to meeting others in this site ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) kochie61 http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54417-beadsofaddiction.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54408-happy-birthday-schajin.html Thu, 19 Nov 2009 18:55:18 GMT Hello there Sharon...... this is THE LEADER here.....just popping in to....hhhhhmmmmmm...... Ooppsss.... I forgot why I'm here.....Oh ..!!! just remembered...... HAPPY BIRTHDAY and may you have many more.. ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) Astraltraveller http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54408-happy-birthday-schajin.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54388-delightful-says-hello.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 15:13:03 GMT Hi Every Body, We are glad to be here for the first time and hope we can learn some thing here in the forum of Vodahost, we are now with vodahost around 2 years and realy for us its the nr 1 ! We great you all and wish you a great day! Greatings From The Algarve Portugal Delightful Hi Every Body,

We are glad to be here for the first time and hope we can learn some thing here in the forum of Vodahost, we are now with vodahost around 2 years and realy for us its the nr 1 !

We great you all and wish you a great day!

Greatings From The Algarve Portugal
Delightful ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) Delightful http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54388-delightful-says-hello.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54377-hi-im-finna.html Wed, 18 Nov 2009 01:28:59 GMT hi,friends,I'm finna, happy to get here. ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) finna http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54377-hi-im-finna.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54364-mr.html Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:06:14 GMT Hello! How are you this morning? Its good to be in BlueVoda forum. Hello! How are you this morning? Its good to be in BlueVoda forum. ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) ctm http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54364-mr.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54341-new-guy-new-site.html Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:35:08 GMT Hello all blue voda geeks. I have rejoined the blue voda world and have a new website published. I hope there is as much help here as I had when I built my first website. Anyway, my new website is for my apiary (bee yard) Nectar Meadows Apiary and the url is http://nectarmeadows.com/ I... Hello all blue voda geeks. I have rejoined the blue voda world and have a new website published. I hope there is as much help here as I had when I built my first website.

Anyway, my new website is for my apiary (bee yard) Nectar Meadows Apiary and the url is http://nectarmeadows.com/

I welcome criticism and advise. I also hope I can help as well as be helped here on the forum.

Thanks for having me.

Your friend abeekeeper ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) abeekeeper http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54341-new-guy-new-site.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54324-creating-secure-login-system.html Sun, 15 Nov 2009 13:07:56 GMT Hi everyone, Its my first time using this forum so am all fingers and thumbs with it at the mo. However, I wonder if anyone knows how to create a secure login system for their site specificaly using Bluevoda. Thank you in advance if you can help Karl - www.otrcatering.co.uk... Hi everyone,

Its my first time using this forum so am all fingers and thumbs with it at the mo. However, I wonder if anyone knows how to create a secure login system for their site specificaly using Bluevoda.

Thank you in advance if you can help

Karl - www.otrcatering.co.uk ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) karlmurphy http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54324-creating-secure-login-system.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54300-hello.html Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:40:11 GMT Hello everyone my name is Jeff i am a underground miner in North Idaho, i am planning to build a company based on underground mining production, development and exploration this site i found on makeing a website is great and kinda somewhat easy lol not much a computer teck but i am doing fine so... Hello everyone my name is Jeff i am a underground miner in North Idaho, i am planning to build a company based on underground mining production, development and exploration this site i found on makeing a website is great and kinda somewhat easy lol not much a computer teck but i am doing fine so far thanks to all

Jeff ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) Applied Mining Services http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54300-hello.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54275-so-innocent-oooooops.html Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:46:44 GMT

OOOOOOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, "Dad, what's Sex?"

"OK," he thinks, "this day was bound to come, and I'm not going to let my little princess learn about sex from the streets."

So, he sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He tells her about puberty, menstruation, erections, and wet dreams.

Then she asks, "Dad, what is 'A Couple'?"

And he carries on, "A couple are the two people involved in sex, but this can also be two males or two females which we call homosexual," and he goes on to describe masturbation, oral sex, group sex, pornography, bondage and rape, paedophilia, etc...

The father finally asks, "So why did you want to know about 'a couple' and 'Sex'?"

"Oh, mummy said lunch would be ready in a couple of secs..."



]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) Astraltraveller http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54275-so-innocent-oooooops.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54274-tor-lol.html Thu, 12 Nov 2009 17:40:09 GMT

A teacher asks the class to name things that end with 'tor' that eat things.

The first little boy says, "Alligator."
"Very good, that's a big word."

The second boy says, "Predator."
"Yes, that's another big word. Well done."

The third boy says, "Vibrator, Miss."
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, "That is a big word, but it doesn't eat anything."

"Well my sister has one and she says it eats batteries like there's no tomorrow! ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) Astraltraveller http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54274-tor-lol.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54239-i-am-new.html Wed, 11 Nov 2009 05:51:30 GMT Wazzup? Wazzup? ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) ninja_aardvark http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54239-i-am-new.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54221-elderly-couples-lol.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:44:52 GMT Elderly couples

A boy asks his granny, "Have you seen my pills, they were labelled LSD?"
Granny replies, " "@&#%...... the pills, have you seen the dragons in the kitchen?!"

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A woman standing nude in front of a mirror, says to her husband, "I look horrible, I feel fat & ugly, pay me a compliment."
He replies, "Your eyesight is perfect."

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Wife gets naked & asks hubby, "What turns you on more, my pretty face or my sexy body?"
Hubby looks her up & down and replies, "Your sense of humour!"

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An elderly couple is attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid.’ ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) Astraltraveller http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54221-elderly-couples-lol.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54215-gazooits-wang-danglers.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 14:08:06 GMT Christmas!!!

That's what it's all about right? That's what it's always been about! Gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts, gifts! Do you know what happens to your gifts? They all come to me...in your garbage. Do you see what I'm saying here? IN YOUR GARBAGE! I could hang myself with all the bad Christmas neckties I found at the dump! And the avarice...[points to mayor] The avarice never ends! "I want golf clubs!" "I want diamonds!" "I want a pony so I can ride it twice, get bored, and send it away to make glue!" Look, I don't wanna make waves here, but this WHOLE Christmas season is STUPID! STUPID! STUPID! There is however, one teeny, tiny, Christmas tradition that I find quite meaningful [snatches mistletoe from ring case] Mistletoe. [Turns around and shouts] SO PUCKER UP AND KISS IT, WHOVILLE! ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) The Grinch http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54215-gazooits-wang-danglers.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54210-happy-birthday-circuspet.html Tue, 10 Nov 2009 04:29:25 GMT *Hope you have a great day Robert....* *Just popping in to wish you a** ....* *HAPPY BIRTHDAY* *....** from **THE LEADER... and may you have many more.... * Hope you have a great day Robert....
Just popping in to wish you a .... HAPPY BIRTHDAY .... from THE LEADER... and may you have many more....
]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) Astraltraveller http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54210-happy-birthday-circuspet.html http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54173-witches-brew.html Sun, 08 Nov 2009 10:19:45 GMT Stopping by to say "Hellooooooooo"

........now where is everyone??? ]]> The Voda Lounge (Chit Chat) C L http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/voda-lounge-chit-chat/54173-witches-brew.html