Wow, for a salesperson you have to learn to take rejection.
For a faster loading home page you need fewer or smaller graphics. Did you check with any of the webtools (
http://www.1-hit.com/all-in-one/tool...me-checker.htm) to see how long it takes for the pages to load? It's a pretty handy tool.
Your images could be reduced in size (not physically, but electronically) quite a bit.
If you didnt want anyone to click anything, why include the link? How could I tell you how to speed up your site without seeing it?