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    10 best puns ever?

    A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The
    stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
    allowed per passenger."

    Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and
    says, "Dam!"

    Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in
    the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have
    your kayak and heat it too.

    Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says "I've lost my electron." The
    other says "Are you sure?" The first replies "Yes, I'm positive."

    Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root
    canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

    A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing
    in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an
    hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But
    why?" they asked, as they moved off. "Because", he said, "I can't stand
    chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer."

    A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes
    to a family in Egypt and is named "Ahmal." The other goes to a family in
    Spain; they name him "Juan." Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself
    to
    his birth mother. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that
    she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal. Her husband responds, "They're
    twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

    These friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened
    up a small florist shop to raise funds. Since everyone liked to buy flowers
    from the men of God, a rival florist across town thought the competition
    was
    unfair. He asked the good fathers to close down, but they would not. He
    went back and begged the friars to close. They ignored him. So, the rival
    florist hired Hugh MacTaggart, the roughest and most vicious thug in town
    to
    "persuade" them to close. Hugh beat up the friars and trashed their
    store, saying he'd be back if they didn't close up shop. Terrified, they
    did
    so, thereby proving that only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

    Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time,
    which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very
    little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from
    bad
    breath. This made him ..... (Oh, man, this is so bad, it's good).....A
    super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.

    And finally, there was the person who sent ten different puns to
    various people, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them
    laugh.
    No pun in ten did.
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    hmmmmm, Ok yes they are slightly funny, but................

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    I thought they were pretty funny.
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    so 50/50 then lol...there was a question mark in the title
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    very punny.

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    Don't worry maddog, I thought they where funny.

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    me too!

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    Usually I can't stand puns... but the last one was pretty good.
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