Thread: Jokes/Riddles

A blonde is speeding down a highway, she gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop asks her for some I.D. The blonde driving the car say "Okay" and picks up her purse and starts looking through it. She is pulling out lipstick, mascara, etc. She finally asks the cop "What is an I.D.?", the police officer say, "You know, it has your picture..." So the blonde driver gets out her mirrior and looks at it and sees a picture of herself. She gives it to the cop, and the cop looks at it and says "Oh! Why didn't you tell me you were a police officer?!"

Another one, this time it is a Riddle.

A man is digging in his backyard, he finds a block of ice, in it are 2 humans. Right when he saw the two humans he knew they were Adam and Eve, how did he know?

Hi!You are good!Why don't you try to make a site with jokes?
Take care!

Maybe you can make some money with this talent.
See you.

LOL...both really good...lol

Probably something to do with belly buttons. They were supposed to have been made, not born.

oooo good one roy! never thought of that...I was thinking more in a fig leaf way...lol

[quote=freshco18]A blonde is speeding down a highway, she gets pulled over by a blonde cop.

Tipical Blondes........hey!!!!!!
What would the world do without Blondes, for the rest of to have a bit of fun picking on them.