Thread: Southern Charm -

Two nicely dressed ladies happen to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from the South.
When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me." The lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband
bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz." Again, the lady from the South commented, "Well, isn't that precious?"
The first woman continued boasting, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet." Yet again, the Southern lady commented, "Well, isn't that precious?" The first woman then asked her companion, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?" "My husband sent me to charm
school," declared the Southern lady. "Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh my God! What on earth for?" said the first woman.
The Southern lady responded, "Well for example, instead of saying "Who gives a sh*t?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that precious?"

I told the gals at the cafe a similar " charm school" joke an now when I say good morning to them they answer back " Just percious ". lol

Guess they must have gone to the same accadamy!..hehe

LMAO, very good.

Good one Kate .....I say you are getting good at this.

kassi59:

OK General, you've charmed us all into putting photo of ourselves for avatars so were is yours. Aren't I precious?

I loved it, see we southern womem have charm !

schajin:

Originally Posted by SChajin

I loved it, see we southern womem have charm !

Yes Colonel, thats why southern gents think they're so precious.

That was way too easy. I must be getting setup!

lol kate ....

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Good one Kate .....I say you are getting good at this.

Well traveller, Ive got to contribute something as I cant seem to contribute to answering many queries here!...So I figure to 'keep 'em laughing!".......

Originally Posted by kassi59

Well traveller, Ive got to contribute something as I cant seem to contribute to answering many queries here!...So I figure to 'keep 'em laughing!".......

Good going Kate,
Keep it up at least you keep us all cracking up with laughter, who cares about queries now and then.