Thread: Sorry girls - HUSBAND STORE -

couldnt resist!...lol

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance
is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY
ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch... you may
choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a
floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first
floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love
the Lord.


The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, and love kids.


The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the
Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking. "Wow," she thinks, but
feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are
drop- dead good looking and helps with the housework.


"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes
to the fifth floor and the sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs,
love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the
housework, and have a strong romantic streak.


She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch
your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Lmao

Lol, getting greedy there.

The truth, the truth, finally the truth. ROTFL
Must hide this from the wife, she didn't know there was a 6th floor and
bought me on the 5th............RIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!

I am reminded of a bench outside a store up in the Blue Mountains in Australia with a sign that reads.

"Reserved for bored husbands"

Bill2006:

I'll bet it's always full too. lol

I'd have stopped at the first floor .............yeah right! lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

I'd have stopped at the first floor .............yeah right! lol

lol..I got off at the 5th and should have continued to the sixth!!!!....hehe..

hahahaha!

Kassi59:

You perform your hooks and jabs with such surgical presision I think you must have been a boxer in a former life

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Kassi59:

You perform your hooks and jabs with such surgical presision I think you must have been a boxer in a former life

Nah, Ive got a BS degree in artistry....not necessarily from a local college...lol...

Ah but what do the ladies get if they go to the basement?

bargins...and you know bargins are something nobody else wanted!...lol...and sometimes some of the best merchandise ever!

Originally Posted by kassi59

bargins...and you know bargins are something nobody else wanted!...lol...and sometimes some of the best merchandise ever!

Sounds familiar.................. I think thats how my better half got hold of yours truely.
Shes married I'm happy............... married to me of cause!!!!!

I got off at the third floor...and I'm glad I did too!!!

Although.....lol