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About LinkBacksToward the end of Sunday service, the Minister asked, "How many of
you have forgiven your enemies?"
80% held up their hands.
The Minister then repeated his question.
All responded this time, except one small elderly lady.
"Mrs. Jones?"; "Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?"
"I don't have any." She replied, smiling sweetly.
"Mrs. Jones, that is very unusual. How old are you?"
"Ninety-eight." she replied.
"Oh Mrs. Jones, would you please come down in front & tell us
all how a person can live ninety-eight years & not have an enemy
in the world?"
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
"I outlived the bitches."
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Thread: Forgive your enemies
- 08-03-2006, 04:48 AM #1
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Forgive your enemies
- 08-03-2006, 06:27 AM #2
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Re: Forgive your enemies
LMAO...
little SWEETHEART of a lady..??????!!!...
lmao
- 08-03-2006, 07:04 AM #3
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Re: Forgive your enemies
very funny
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- 08-03-2006, 07:50 AM #4
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Re: Forgive your enemies
lol..Thats my kind of little old lady lol
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- 08-03-2006, 09:41 AM #5
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lol..Im with lincs....gotta few more years to go!......good one!
- 08-03-2006, 07:02 PM #6
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Re: Forgive your enemies
Good one Bill..... between you and Kate theres no telling you apart.
Keep posting them.
- 08-03-2006, 07:15 PM #7
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Bills the one with the cigar!...lol
- 08-03-2006, 07:19 PM #8
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Oh yes we can all see that..... but at least you the one with the smile!
Originally Posted by kassi59
- 08-03-2006, 07:21 PM #9
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Oh Bill is smiling, just cant see it behind that huge cigar!...must be cuban!...lol Originally Posted by Astraltraveller
- 08-03-2006, 07:28 PM #10
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Cuban?...... no ways he looks more like Bill the mafioso!!! Originally Posted by kassi59
(No offence Bill just kidding!!!!!)
- 08-03-2006, 07:30 PM #11
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no no traveler, I meant the smoke, not the man!...lol
but yea,he does look tough doesnt he?
- 08-03-2006, 07:36 PM #12
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He sure does!!!!!!! Kate I know you ment the smoke..... what smoke dont you mean the canon? Originally Posted by kassi59
- 08-03-2006, 07:39 PM #13
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looks like a nice smoke...wish I could have a puff or two!...a nice cognac mmm...Id be set!....hehehe
- 08-03-2006, 07:42 PM #14
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Kate's nicer.
Come to think of it, it was a good cigar.
- 08-03-2006, 07:46 PM #15
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ah..there Bill! Im sure, so was it cuban?..hehe
- 08-03-2006, 07:49 PM #16
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Ok round one!!! Kate you win........ Originally Posted by kassi59
- 08-03-2006, 07:52 PM #17
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Re: Forgive your enemies
I win? cool....I like to win....what did I win...Bills cigar?..cognac?...hmmm? what what....lol
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