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    Default Adverts in newspapers

    These newspaper adverts are all real (but don't they always say that) :)

    FOR SALE BY OWNER:
    Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married last month. Husband knows everything.

    FREE PUPPIES:
    1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.

    JOINING NUDIST COLONY:
    Must sell washer and dryer $300.

    FREE PUPPIES:
    Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.

    WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE:
    Worn once by mistake, call Stephanie.

    FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD:
    85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.

    GEORGIA PEACHES:
    California grown - 89 cents lb.

    COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED:
    Also 1 gay bull for sale.

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    Smile Re: Adverts in newspapers

    HAHA!!

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    Default Re: Adverts in newspapers

    lol
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    Default Re: Adverts in newspapers

    Those are great!...

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    Default Re: Adverts in newspapers

    very funny

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    Default Re: Adverts in newspapers

    very good
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