Thread: You do the math -

"A wealthy man dies and leaves ten million dollars.
One-fifth is to go to his wife, one-fifth is to go to his
son, one-sixth to his butler, and the rest to charity.
Now, what does each get?"

After a very long silence in the classroom, Little
Johnny raised his hand.

The teacher called on Little Johnny for his answer.

With complete sincerity in his voice, Little Johnny
answered, "A lawyer...!"

hahaaaaaaaaa good one :)