Thread: Green Side UP !!!

There was a landscape contractor and his crew working in a certain customer's yard. After having been there for a few hours the neighbor across the street invited the contractor up onto her porch to discuss his possible services. After about 15 minutes the contractor looks back at his crew and yells, "Green Side UP!". Thinking nothing of it the neighbor continues talking about things she wants done to her own yard, when the contractor looks back across the street and yells, "Green Side Up!" After this goes on for a few more rounds of conversation, the neighbors asks why he is yelling green side up at his crew? He says, sorry ma'am, I have a crew of blondes laying sod across the street.

:D :D :D :D <likes the joke but fears the inevitable lashout from those with blonde hair>

hahahaha

heres one for you :o)


A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be
so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time.

" The wife responded, "Allow me to explain.

God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;

God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!


lol

Originally Posted by VodaHost
Warning!!!!!!

As the administrator of this forum it is my duty to inform you that we will
not tolerate any jokes that discriminate against race, gender, ethnic origin,
sexual preference or hair color….

On that note……

If a blonde and a brunette decide to simultaneously commit suicide and jump from the
roof a twenty story building at the EXACT same time. Who would hit the ground first???

Answer : The brunette.

Why : The blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

LOLOL

I meant no offense to anyone and i will be extra careful in the future. Sorry Folks

There are two blondes each on either side of a river.
One yells to the other "Hey come to the other side"
She responds by saying "Im already on the other side"

See Im lucky as far as these types of joke,
I was born blonde and then changed naturally to brunnette!...so I have the advantage of both!...lol

Originally Posted by Code-Burnt-Gemini

I meant no offense to anyone and i will be extra careful in the future. Sorry Folks

None taken code ...just messin with you ;o)