Thread: One for You, One for me ...

In a large graveyard there was a large pecan tree. Two little boys decided to gather up as many of the fallen pecans as they could find. Once they had their treasure all gathered up they sat down against the trunk of the tree to divide up their treasure. Just about that time a young man is riding his bicycle by the graveyard when he hears a voice saying "one for you and one for me"... Surprised by what he was hearing the young man was rooted in place, then an old man comes along and asks the young man what he is doing and the old guy hears the same voice saying, "one for you, one for me". Both being surprised the young man and the old man were rooted into place. While the little boys were dividing up their treasure two of their pecans got away from them and rolled towards the fence surrounding the graveyard. It took the little boys some time to divide up their treasure, when they finally finished one little boy looked at the other and said, " Well we're all done, let's go grab those two nuts by the fence and we'll be done."

..... They say the old man BEAT the young man back to town ....

LMAO...hahaah

lol.. Good one

<chuckles insanely> :D

funny..

lol......and so a ghost story develops.