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    Mary hears the car drive up, then a clatter as it hits the
    garbage cans. Then she hears a car door slam, some
    cussing, then the garage door opens and slams.

    Suddenly more crashing and clattering and cussing,
    then John comes into the house with his golf clubs,
    scowling and cussing.

    "What's the matter, Dear, you have a bad day on the golf
    course?" asked Mary.

    "Yeah, what a rotten day! What a rotten round of golf!
    Why I only hit two balls solidly all day, and I wouldn't
    have hit them if I hadn't stepped on the rake in the
    garage!"




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    LMAO! Poor fellow. Sheri and I were landscape supers. for a pvt country club before going out on our own. I have seen ALOT of funny stuff because a fellow didnt hit the ball how he wanted to. Golfers can be quite enthusiastic in their displeasure. LOL

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    Lol , never ran into a rake, have run from the alligators.

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    I wonder if the 2 balls count..lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ez-ez
    I wonder if the 2 balls count..lol
    lol...Im sure HE thought so!...

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