Scary Stork -

kassi59 · #1 08-14-2006, 11:30 AM

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork
and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and
father stork is trying to calm him. "Don't worry, son.
Your mother will come back. She's only bringing people
babies and making them happy."

The next night, it's father's turn to do the job.
Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork
is crying, and mother is saying "Son, your father will
be back as soon as possible, but now he's bringing joy
to new mommies and daddies."

A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate:
their son is absent from the nest all night! Shortly
before dawn, he returns and the parents ask him where
he's been all night.

The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just scaring the ****
out of college students!"

bill2006 · #2 08-14-2006, 02:43 PM

LOL, good way to start the morning -laughing.

limebrook1 · #3 08-14-2006, 04:25 PM

Like it!

Code-Burnt-Gemini · #4 08-14-2006, 11:56 PM

LOL! Maybe we should have The Storks and Son go around and scare more college students .... might help our unwed mothers ratio ...

Great Joke!

Vasili · #5 08-15-2006, 12:02 AM

The little guy deserves his own cartoon show!

(Watch out, Homer! There's a feathered "Bart" on the horizon!))

kassi59 · #6 08-15-2006, 12:16 PM

what was that show Vasili? Heckle and Jeckle? good gag for them Id say...lol

SChajin · #7 08-15-2006, 03:33 PM

Good one Kate

beegud2 · #8 08-15-2006, 08:18 PM

ROFL....really good...gotta tell my nephew that as he's just starting college...although he's a good boy (hmmm)

Vasili · #9 08-15-2006, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by kassi59

what was that show Vasili? Heckle and Jeckle? good gag for them Id say...lol

Brings back memories.....to when I had hair and played with Tinker Toys, Matchbook Cars & Hot Wheels, Creepy Crawlers, and made my own rubberband guns to shoot bugs with!
Liked the "Wascally Wabbit" and Woody Woodpecker, too. Although nowadays, his whole name is politically incorrect!

beegud2 · #10 08-16-2006, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Vasili

Brings back memories.....to when I had hair and played with Tinker Toys, Matchbook Cars & Hot Wheels, Creepy Crawlers, and made my own rubberband guns to shoot bugs with!
Liked the "Wascally Wabbit" and Woody Woodpecker, too. Although nowadays, his whole name is politically incorrect!

Personally ...I felt more for Daffy and Wylie E. Coyote...I think they always got the raw end of the deal...oh and sylvester the cat too. Now Tom and Jerry ...that was an equal relationship of give and get (lumps on the head).

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