Thread: Top Signs of Net Addiction

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher."

You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap...and your child in the overhead compartment.

You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.

You laugh at people with 28,800 modems.

You start using smiley's in your snail mail.

Your hard drive crashes.

You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to twitch.

You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number.
You try to hum to communicate with the modem. And you succeed.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

Hmmm...that ones definitely me...sigh...and the others not too far behind...do I now need to join Computer Addicts Anonymus ( CAA) or is the a Net Addicts Anonymous (NAA)?

When's the meeting and should I email my acceptance after I have gotten my e-instructions and e-book on net addictions?

LOLOLOLOL I do put smileys in letters, at the bottom with my name HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA.

You think that's addiction..?? you aint seen nuffin..

I had a flu virus the other day.. didn't go to the doctor......... I Just ran McFee.

Must not forget the health issue with us computer users. I used to have a 6 pack that is slowly becoming a one pack. My girlfriend says I must get back into shape, & I tell her I am in shape. Its just the shape is round. I’m going to see if I can bolt my lap top to the treadmill. Yeah right! Maybe I will buy an uncomfortable chair for my computer area.

Chris.

Originally Posted by ez-ez

You think that's addiction..?? you aint seen nuffin..

I had a flu virus the other day.. didn't go to the doctor......... I Just ran McFee.

LOL...how's that work for you then....better yet....lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

LOL...how's that work for you then....better yet....lol

After all it wasen't the flu... Just a little digestion problem... been eating too many 'Cookies'.

I dont leave notes saying feed the pooch.. I just write FTP and she knows exactly what I mean

Originally Posted by FPRob

I dont leave notes saying feed the pooch.. I just write FTP and she knows exactly what I mean

And I am assuming you actually 'upload' the food to the dog..lol

Originally Posted by Collectors-info

Must not forget the health issue with us computer users. I used to have a 6 pack that is slowly becoming a one pack. My girlfriend says I must get back into shape, & I tell her I am in shape. Its just the shape is round. I’m going to see if I can bolt my lap top to the treadmill. Yeah right! Maybe I will buy an uncomfortable chair for my computer area.

Chris.

LMAO @ .. It's just the shape is round..

Yeah I think I am net addicted ... then only time my computer has to de-frag is when i am asleep and it still doesnt get defrag'd but about once a month if that.

Chris ... on the uncomfortable chair. Get a piano players bench with no backing... ha ha ha. That is the most uncomfortable seat in the house. It's guaranteed to make your back hurt so bad that u'll want to go out and weed eat the whole yard just to get away from it.

Originally Posted by Code-Burnt-Gemini

Yeah I think I am net addicted ... then only time my computer has to de-frag is when i am asleep and it still doesnt get defrag'd but about once a month if that.

Chris ... on the uncomfortable chair. Get a piano players bench with no backing... ha ha ha. That is the most uncomfortable seat in the house. It's guaranteed to make your back hurt so bad that u'll want to go out and weed eat the whole yard just to get away from it.

lol...~sliding my organ bench over~dont have a piano!


Is there anyone that dreams about site creations and works out issues they have had during the day?....lol
I happen to dream in color....and I will awaken with ideas come down stairs and write them on my tablet next to my puter so I dont forget them...all of that before getting a glass of water and using the lavatory!...lol...gotta keep the important items on the top of the list!...

Originally Posted by ez-ez

And I am assuming you actually 'upload' the food to the dog..lol

Yup.. via my leash-less broadhound connnection :)

Leashless broundhound connections are tha bestest!

Originally Posted by kassi59

lol...~sliding my organ bench over~dont have a piano!


Is there anyone that dreams about site creations and works out issues they have had during the day?....lol
I happen to dream in color....and I will awaken with ideas come down stairs and write them on my tablet next to my puter so I dont forget them...all of that before getting a glass of water and using the lavatory!...lol...gotta keep the important items on the top of the list!...

Not as bad as I actually turn off my computer at night ...so I hit the on button before my morning ablutions...lol

LOL!
You're all as whack as I am!
My staff has gotten into the habit of ignoring me now when I laugh out loud when strolling through the VH Forum! My assistant, though, still gives me dirty looks, which is her way of telling me to finish up the load she put in front of me so she can do HER work.....if she didn't keep my coffee cup full, however..........

LOL

HAHA Damned employees Vasili, cant live with em cant live without em :) Send her out to the store for a new jar of coffee then you can surf for longer :D

Whack is a good thing though .... right?

Originally Posted by FPRob

HAHA Damned employees Vasili, cant live with em cant live without em :) Send her out to the store for a new jar of coffee then you can surf for longer :D

Or you can give her a free web site for a xmas bonus!...

Originally Posted by kassi59

Or you can give her a free web site for a xmas bonus!...

Naaaa...then he'll be helping her build her website on the forum and her work will suffer cause she's doing what the boss is doing and net thing you know they'll both be out of work or worse...he'll end up as her assistant when her website (which he gave her and helped build) takes off...omigod...don't do it VASILI...lol

hahaa!...good point beezie!....my thoughts were that she would then understand and not be soo....standoffish...lol...but you raise a good point!