Thread: you must be a redneck - I am...lol

Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer

10. The monitor is up on blocks.

9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.

8. The six front keys have rotted out.

7. The extra RAM slots have truck parts installed in them.

6. The numeric keypad only goes up to six.

5. The password is "Huntin".

4. The CPU has a gun rack mount.

3. There is a Skoal can in the CD-ROM drive.

2. The keyboard is camouflaged.

1. The mouse is referred to as a "critter".

Love it, You must watch, Jeff and the boys. They are a riot

: - ) Think I will share those with a few people i know.

lol Good one. Never heard it before, glad I did:D.

Critter? That's what I use!

well ya Brad thats what there called!...hehe

I can honestly say...I'm not a redneck but appreciate it greatly Kate...although if I had a mouse instead of the touchpad I'd call it critter...does that qualify....

I LOVE JEFF FOXWORTHY AND THE BLUE COLLAR BOYS...lol

I'm not sure yet... answer this question for me and then I'll be able to tell you..

Are you still considered a redneck if your password is 'shootin' instead of 'huntin'..??

LMAO

Well Carlos, Id say you were one of those upper class rednecks....lol...


Beez- Im not really a redneck - I was just afraid of offending so I added me to it...Im mean common girl - you can SEE my smile!....lol and yes, they are mine...lmao!

HAHAHA :) excellent... I found this the other day too... Flat Screen TV for rednecks :)

I...know you're not but what am I ...lol....KAte you couldn't bea redneck if you tried...too cultured and nice ....BUT also on that note I have to say I have known a few 'rednecks' and they were far more intelligent and wonderful than we give them credit for....lol

Ive learned that you have to love your local redneck...they are a strong member of the community and where else would you be able to grab a free beer when you run out?!! now common' really!...lol

LOL...so verra true...now common lil buddy and set a spell while ah' pour us a good col' one...

univershal language...lol

Rednecks are very stereo-typed but it is the fault of their majority LOL

no darlin' its not a stereo-type....its real...want me to go take a photo of the neighbors?...there is also a annual redneck gathering...they play horse ***** with toilet seats and much more fun games...lol
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