Geek test -

kassi59 · #1 08-18-2006, 01:06 PM

The technical geek test

Are you a tehcnical geek?

Do you have a problem with overdoing your technical activities? Many do. Take the following test to see if you are compulsive. If you can relate to 2 of the items, you may have a problem with Techno-Dweeb. If you relate to 3 or more, you are definitely a Techno-Dweeb. Do not despair! There is help! You are not alone! Whenever you feel the urge to code in Assembler, call the number in the white pages of your phone book, and we will send somebody right over to cut out paper dolls with you until the feeling passes.

You know you are a tehcnical geek when . . .

When your friend tells you all about his Cressida V6 and you reply "Yeah, I had V5, and it was full of bugs!"

When driving you see a license plate with the letters DSR, and you feel compelled to touch your bumper to the other car to see if you can raise CD.

When you are counting objects "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".

When you lay down in the afternoon for a short rest, end up sleeping 4 hours, and call it a "mega-nap".

When your friend is going to Essex for vacation and you tell her, "You really should go for the DX, it has the built in co-processor."

When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors.

When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.

When you convince yourself that Tetris really does improve eye-hand coordination.

When the radio traffic reporter talks about a backup caused by a crash, and you correct her that a backup is good protection in case of a crash.

When floppy drive applies more to your love life, and hard drive to your machines.

When you call "*.*" star-dot-star.

When you can do hexadecimal arithmatic in your head.

When your wife goes to the market for some macintosh apples, and you correct her, "No, dear, it's 'Apple Macintosh'."

When your wife says "If you don't turn off that stupid machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.

SChajin · #2 08-18-2006, 02:59 PM

good one

bill2006 · #3 08-18-2006, 03:33 PM

Lol, good one.

Code-Burnt-Gemini · #4 08-18-2006, 10:31 PM

LOL only the last one applies to me so i am not a technogeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek!!!! YAY!

>>:o)

beegud2 · #5 08-18-2006, 10:36 PM

I'm almost techno geek and I'm not say which one...this is BV's fault.. I was a regular person before...lol

kassi59 · #6 08-19-2006, 11:58 AM

Yes Beez~Now there is a new best seller!..."MY LIFE BEFORE VODAHOST"...lol

beegud2 · #7 08-19-2006, 06:20 PM

JK ROWLING here I come....I'll Queen bee and a billionaire....lol...good ring to it KATE...your photos of me before and after, Jeremy and his gang can do the website, and Bill can serve his teas at the book signings, Vasili will use his travel contacts for all my private tours, the 'brit.' gang can laud it up before I get there...lol...I like how I'm thinking....lol

kassi59 · #8 08-19-2006, 07:17 PM

yes beez....all sounds wonderful!...we will all be there with bells on!...
um - youll buy the tickets right?-lol

beegud2 · #9 08-19-2006, 07:21 PM

Well...sigh...I suppose I can spend some of the big bucks on the lil people....lol...yeeeaaah me....finally the world is mine...<doing daffy duck> all mine...mine...mine...<daffy stomping on big pearl>

kassi59 · #10 08-19-2006, 07:24 PM

then theres elmer fudd....the redneck...lol

beegud2 · #11 08-19-2006, 07:27 PM

LOL...shhh...I'm huntin' wabbits...lol

kassi59 · #12 08-19-2006, 07:31 PM

I AM the wabbit and I say your a wabbit!...and elmer will believe me!...lol

beegud2 · #13 08-19-2006, 07:39 PM

LOL...BTW Kate just took a look at your work again...FAB but framed art 2 is showing overlaps with the words below the main heading in Netscape. Just wanted to point it out...also is that banner with the blue dsisies for real...it's awesome...I love daisies..simple but elegant and sucha variety of colors. Who am I kidding ...love flowers in general...from weeds to the exotics...they really brighten upa day just by looking.

kassi59 · #14 08-19-2006, 07:43 PM

Thanks for the heads up...Im working on both sites and tweeking this and that...I had some kind of a burp here, and BV closed and I lost all my work...VERY LOUD SCREAM!!!!!
So Im trying to re do what I did earlier!...lol...and Im going to have to get off very soon to get my feet back on the ground and food in my stove!....
chicken tenders and rice...mmmmmmm....of course along with happy little green peas....think Ill have hot sauce and blue cheese dressing along with that..but who knows...lol

beegud2 · #15 08-19-2006, 07:46 PM

Stop...you're making me hungry...you cooking maniac...yeah I gotta go finish lunch for the folks...spinach dal, rice, jerked chicken and snake gourd curry....(not real snake for those of you going ewwww...it's a veggie)...lol

kassi59 · #16 08-19-2006, 07:49 PM

mmmmmm that sound nice!.....lol...ewwww...hehe...thats funny...
ahhhh....its a sneaak!.....lol...its named after a snake because its curly am I right?....curry chicken is wonderful too!...but its a mood thing..right now the jerk sounds good...Im in a hot sauce mood today...I make a mean buffalo shrimp...yums..I hungry too thats why Im thinking of dinner!...lol

beegud2 · #17 08-19-2006, 08:19 PM

Hey ..you gotta send me the recipe for the buffalo shrimp when you get back......sounds good and I knwo my family would enjoy it...can't wait for the invention of virtual kitchens...lol...wouldn't tht be a hoot....lol

Yes it's called snake because its curly...theres a pic of it on my site...although that one is pretty straight...lol

kassi59 · #18 08-19-2006, 08:24 PM

lol..."Pretty straight"...lol..keep em guessin'...hehe...cool Ill have a look/see..
right now Ive gotta get off so I can get going on the rest of the day,I did finish redoing the things I lost and tried to fix the phot** page..see it looks fine here...so you will have to hollar at me again ...
Ill get back to ya in a few..tomorrow Ive got errands out and about - gotta go out huntin' fer dinner...lol..
and I will definately get that recipe to you asap.....
virtual kitchens...man how cool is that!....
bye for now!..

circuspet.com · #19 08-19-2006, 08:45 PM

Did someone hit me on the head? I keep seeing stars......Congrats to Sharon.

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