Why Women Should Avoid A Girls Night Out After They're Married!

kassi59 · #1 08-18-2006, 06:53 PM

The other night I was invited out for a
night with "the girls." I told my husband that I
would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down WAY too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit loaded, I headed for home.
Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in
the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up,
I cuckooed another 9 times.
I was really proud of myself for coming up
with such a quick-witted solution in order to escape
a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally
smashed)...3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12
cuckoos = MIDNITE.

The next morning my husband asked me what
time I got in, and I told him "Midnight"!. He didn't
seem upset at all. Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."
When I asked him why, he said, "Well,
last night our clock cuckooed three times, then
said, "Oh sh#@.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared
it's throat, cuckooed another 3 times, giggled,
cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the
coffee table."

limebrook1 · #2 08-18-2006, 07:38 PM

We've got two chiming clocks - which are never in sync! I'll have to start practicing just in case!

Good one Kate!

kassi59 · #3 08-18-2006, 07:44 PM

lol....Trish now that would be a feat!.....as you can tell by the story what she thought she had correct welll, was off a bit!....lol

Code-Burnt-Gemini · #4 08-18-2006, 10:50 PM

Lmao!

beegud2 · #5 08-18-2006, 10:57 PM

LMAO...ohhh...holding on to the chair laughing...ah Kate mi girl you can really find them...lol

bill2006 · #6 08-19-2006, 06:45 PM

Lol, so it 's not always us.

kassi59 · #7 08-19-2006, 08:16 PM

oh no Bill, every once in a while we women will in fact make a slight small tiny boo boo...lol

limebrook1 · #8 08-19-2006, 08:26 PM

Kate - what you been taking lately? Years seem to have dropped off you!

kassi59 · #9 08-19-2006, 08:28 PM

lol...45yrs to be exact!....dont know...just had a mood...lol..think I was jelous of floor lady having a change ...then I wanted one too...lol

FPRob · #10 08-20-2006, 01:38 AM

LOLOLOL moral of the sotry... loose the cucckooo clock so that fake stories work perfectlky everytime, sorry for typos, cant bebothered chacking, still compleely ratfaced, just got back, see hte fridaynight thread

ez-ez · #11 08-20-2006, 01:46 AM

If I ever get married, I'm buying a 'Mad Cow Clock' that moooooos and then jumps on the dining table and does tap dancing..

That would teach my wife a lesson..lol

beegud2 · #12 08-20-2006, 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by ez-ez

If I ever get married, I'm buying a 'Mad Cow Clock' that moooooos and then jumps on the dining table and does tap dancing..

That would teach my wife a lesson..lol

ROFL...I'm just trying to picture the cow tap dancing and let me tell ya..it's crackin' me up...HAHHAHHA-lol

Vasili · #13 08-20-2006, 01:52 AM

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Originally Posted by ez-ez

If I ever get married, I'm buying a 'Mad Cow Clock' that moooooos and then jumps on the dining table and does tap dancing..

That would teach my wife a lesson..lol

Jeez! Bee is having a hard time picturing a dancing cow, but I'm still trying to figure out why it's hanging around at all!
With talent like that, you'd think it would have it's own late night show!

> And I really can't picture your wife taking dancing lessons from a cow: "Mooooove it to the right, mooooooove it to the left.........No-no-no! Your udder left!"

beegud2 · #14 08-20-2006, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Vasili

Jeez! Bee is having a hard time picturing a dancing cow, but I'm still trying to figure out why it's hanging around at all!
(With talent like that, you'd think it would have it's own late night show!)

I'm signing it up right now as we speak...<paging Dr. Doolittle for translation services>...I'm taking a 30% cut for extra fees invloved.

ez-ez · #15 08-20-2006, 01:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Vasili

Jeez! Bee is having a hard time picturing a dancing cow, but I'm still trying to figure out why it's hanging around at all!
With talent like that, you'd think it would have it's own late night show!

> And I really can't picture your wife taking dancing lessons from a cow: "Mooooove to the right, mooooooove to the left......No-no-no! The udder left!"

lol.. Thant's funny..

Now that's creative thinking.. That's it, the clock is getting shipped to Broadway.. and the wife will hang on the wall instead..

Vasili.. you're a genius mate..

lol

kassi59 · #16 08-20-2006, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by ez-ez

If I ever get married, I'm buying a 'Mad Cow Clock' that moooooos and then jumps on the dining table and does tap dancing..

That would teach my wife a lesson..lol

OMG! If I were to come in inebriated and see THAT Id head back to the bar!!!!!!!.....lol..