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    Smile Three guys fishing -

    There's these three guys and they're out having a relaxing day fishing. Out of the blue, they catch a mermaid who begs to be set free in return for granting each of them a wish.

    Now one of the guys just doesn't believe it, and says: "OK, if you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q."

    "The mermaid says: "Done." Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly and analyzing it with extreme insight.

    The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid: "Triple my I.Q."

    The mermaid says: "Done." The guy starts to spout out all the mathematical solutions to problems that have been stumping all the scientists of varying fields: physics, chemistry, etc.

    The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his friends, that he says to the mermaid: "Quintuple my I.Q."

    The mermaid looks at him and says: "You know, I normally don't try to change people's minds when they make a wish, but I really wish you'd reconsider. "

    The guy says: "Nope, I want you to increase my I.Q. times five, and if you don't do it, I won't set you free."

    "Please," says the mermaid "You don't know what you're asking...it'll change your entire view on the universe...won't you ask for something else... a million dollars, anything?"

    But no matter what the mermaid said, the guy insisted on having his I.Q. increased by five times it's usual power.

    So the mermaid sighed and said: "Done!"

    And he became a woman.

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    Houch!!!!! that must have hurt his ego.... sure will he will be more careful what he will wish for next time around.....!!!!!!
    Nice one Kate.

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    Talk about asex-change...lol...good one ...and it's back to women being superior...lol
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    Default Re: Three guys fishing -

    that's us
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    Hmmpf!



















    just kidding : >>:o)

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    LOL :o)

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    yup nice one there lol wonder what the guys think of it

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