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Old 08-20-2006, 08:27 PM
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If you can't see a light at the end of the tunnel......
run down and turn the f***ing thing on yourself.
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Old 08-20-2006, 08:33 PM
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What happens when u trip over someone else that couldnt see ??
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Old 08-20-2006, 08:34 PM
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YOu tripped over me and it's because the damm lights broken...
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Old 08-20-2006, 08:59 PM
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lol ... so when you get to the end of the tunnel and the light isnt on ... how do you know you are at the end? lol being my luck i would run into another brick wall ... hahahaha and lead ms beez right behind me ....
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:07 PM
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The blind leading the blind...need MAcGyver now...
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:14 PM
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actually ... I think I left my lamp back at the beginning ... brb >>:o)
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:24 PM
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WHAT..?..just like a man...lol...see (ok don't see withjout lights)...we have to go back to the start now...
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:48 PM
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who was that?
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Old 08-20-2006, 09:51 PM
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Saron is that you...di you bring the coffee maker..we might be here for a while with no lighs on...

PS. you won the race..it got closed <pouting and throwing a tantrum>...lol...I guess beign annoying and pestering was not the way to go...hmmm must remember fo next race...<reving engine>
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Old 08-20-2006, 10:56 PM
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There is always a light at the end of the tunnel...

you just can't see it coz the tunnel is too f****** long and the light is too f****** far.
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Old 08-21-2006, 12:45 AM
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< puts wheels and controls into carlos's new lazy boy, re-wires the controls to augment the lights that are now pointing out the front > This is so that you can mow in the dark , OR , traverse loooooong daaaaaaarrrrrk tunnels n relative comfort! >:o)
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Old 08-21-2006, 12:53 AM
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< puts wheels and controls into carlos's new lazy boy, re-wires the controls to augment the lights that are now pointing out the front > This is so that you can mow in the dark , OR , traverse loooooong daaaaaaarrrrrk tunnels n relative comfort! >:o)
lol..

Thanks.. Hopefully this would help a bit.. but knowing how long the tunnel I have to travel we prolly need to change the 'lazy boy' with a 'concord'.. lol
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Old 08-21-2006, 01:03 AM
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How about one of those craft-matic beds? I mean their a combination of a ned and a couch .... could do alot of stuff with one of those .... hrmmmm < creative processes are engaging >
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Old 08-21-2006, 11:51 AM
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb??








none, they get the men to do it..........




How many men does it take to change a light bulb??








FOUR: two to stand there and debate the right way to do it, one to complain about the woman giving orders, and one to take directions!
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Old 08-21-2006, 12:52 PM
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How many women does it take to change a light bulb??








none, they get the men to do it..........




How many men does it take to change a light bulb??








FOUR: two to stand there and debate the right way to do it, one to complain about the woman giving orders, and one to take directions!



Having a problem with which one is female giving the orders?.
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No wonder we cant see the light at the end of the tunnel. HeHe!
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Old 08-21-2006, 12:54 PM
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Too big of a breeze to open your eyes and see the light!....lol
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Old 08-21-2006, 01:21 PM
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Too big of a breeze to open your eyes and see the light!....lol
Breeze! There no problem.
It’s the ones with hurricanes in them that take a little longer to see the light. But we hopefully all get there in the end… lol.


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Old 08-21-2006, 01:28 PM
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And I agree Chris, and if some of us have to battle a hurricane then I hope they have safety, patience, and perseverance!
There is light
"from someone who has always seen the ring around the dark cloud!"
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Old 08-21-2006, 08:06 PM
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No wonder we cant see the light at the end of the tunnel. HeHe!
Oh my mary the mother of god...

Why don't he spray paint her brown and send her off to a duck hunting area..!! That poor male bird has the 'what have I done' look on his face..
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Old 08-21-2006, 08:10 PM
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If you cant see the light at the end of the tunnel..... Take your sunglasses off and stop trying to look so cool :)
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