Thread: And don't forget

If you can't see a light at the end of the tunnel......
run down and turn the f***ing thing on yourself.

What happens when u trip over someone else that couldnt see ??

YOu tripped over me and it's because the damm lights broken...

lol ... so when you get to the end of the tunnel and the light isnt on ... how do you know you are at the end? lol being my luck i would run into another brick wall ... hahahaha and lead ms beez right behind me ....

The blind leading the blind...need MAcGyver now...

actually ... I think I left my lamp back at the beginning ... brb >>:o)

WHAT..?..just like a man...lol...see (ok don't see withjout lights)...we have to go back to the start now...

who was that?

Originally Posted by SChajin

who was that?

Saron is that you...di you bring the coffee maker..we might be here for a while with no lighs on...

PS. you won the race..it got closed <pouting and throwing a tantrum>...lol...I guess beign annoying and pestering was not the way to go...hmmm must remember fo next race...<reving engine>

There is always a light at the end of the tunnel...

you just can't see it coz the tunnel is too f****** long and the light is too f****** far.

< puts wheels and controls into carlos's new lazy boy, re-wires the controls to augment the lights that are now pointing out the front > This is so that you can mow in the dark , OR , traverse loooooong daaaaaaarrrrrk tunnels n relative comfort! >:o)

Originally Posted by Code-Burnt-Gemini

< puts wheels and controls into carlos's new lazy boy, re-wires the controls to augment the lights that are now pointing out the front > This is so that you can mow in the dark , OR , traverse loooooong daaaaaaarrrrrk tunnels n relative comfort! >:o)

lol..

Thanks.. Hopefully this would help a bit.. but knowing how long the tunnel I have to travel we prolly need to change the 'lazy boy' with a 'concord'.. lol

How about one of those craft-matic beds? I mean their a combination of a ned and a couch .... could do alot of stuff with one of those .... hrmmmm < creative processes are engaging >

How many women does it take to change a light bulb??








none, they get the men to do it..........




How many men does it take to change a light bulb??








FOUR: two to stand there and debate the right way to do it, one to complain about the woman giving orders, and one to take directions!

Originally Posted by kassi59

How many women does it take to change a light bulb??








none, they get the men to do it..........




How many men does it take to change a light bulb??








FOUR: two to stand there and debate the right way to do it, one to complain about the woman giving orders, and one to take directions!

Having a problem with which one is female giving the orders?.
Scroll down!

No wonder we cant see the light at the end of the tunnel. HeHe!

Too big of a breeze to open your eyes and see the light!....lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

Too big of a breeze to open your eyes and see the light!....lol

Breeze! There no problem.
It’s the ones with hurricanes in them that take a little longer to see the light. But we hopefully all get there in the end… lol.


Chris

And I agree Chris, and if some of us have to battle a hurricane then I hope they have safety, patience, and perseverance!
There is light
"from someone who has always seen the ring around the dark cloud!"

Originally Posted by Collectors-info

Having a problem with which one is female giving the orders?.
Scroll down!

No wonder we cant see the light at the end of the tunnel. HeHe!

Oh my mary the mother of god...

Why don't he spray paint her brown and send her off to a duck hunting area..!! That poor male bird has the 'what have I done' look on his face..

If you cant see the light at the end of the tunnel..... Take your sunglasses off and stop trying to look so cool :)

If you’re having problems with the end of your tunnels

1. Think about it carefully.
2. Ask for help, after you have searched the forum.
3. Try another route, but never another host.
4. If the light goes out. Don’t spend more time/money on digging. Go back & start again. (Or put some money in the meter).
5. Don’t take shortcuts. Especially if your in tunnel that goes under water.
6. Don’t take short cuts. (Full stop).
7. Sit back & have a nice drink with some cool ice.
(But not if your site has Titanic in the name).
8. Don’t dig a tunnel straight down. You must have a destination. Digging straight down is called a grave.
9. And above all! Always look on the bright side. (I feel a song coming on)

But I couldn’t find the life of Brian so this one will have to do.

ENJOY. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1752302134548724932

Chris.

If you can't see the light at the end of the tunnel, submit a support ticket.

Personally, I'll stand still where I'm at waiting for my coffee to cool while you all pick yourselves up and actually start MOVING down the tunnel again.....

First time I've seen seagulls in the tunnel....birds, yes (thought I was the only turkey!), but seagulls? Must be close to water.....wonder if there is a cliff at the tunnel end.......GREAT! Now I supposed to be a lemming too! I knew there was a catch to web building.....

Originally Posted by Vasili

Personally, I'll stand still where I'm at waiting for my coffee to cool while you all pick yourselves up and actually start MOVING down the tunnel again.....

First time I've seen seagulls in the tunnel....birds, yes (thought I was the only turkey!), but seagulls? Must be close to water.....wonder if there is a cliff at the tunnel end.......GREAT! Now I supposed to be a lemming too! I knew there was a catch to web building.....

Turkey Vasili! You! No! You will have to call into the UK sometime. Dover in England, Calais in France. It’s where the English Channel tunnel is. Loads of seagulls in this one. No lemmings though. Got to remember, you can live anywhere in the UK & not be any father than 125 miles from a coast. So we get seagulls every where in the UK when it get bad out at see. Did you like the video?


http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1752302134548724932

Chris.

LOL
Emphasis on denoumant (crescendo of plot) is a "killer"!

If you can see the light at the end of the tunnel.. It might be a tube-train so watch out :)

Is a tube train anything like tube steak?

Originally Posted by Code-Burnt-Gemini

Is a tube train anything like tube steak?

Dont know! Whats a tube steak? Or is that a bull that got stuck in this tunnel thing.

No.. The steak is far less dangerous :) :) :)

LOL
Made me laugh and spill my coffee, Rob!


< tube steak = hot dog, or weiner >

Coffee, whatever happened to tea? Coffee drinkers who switch to tea go for Gun Powder Green Tea.

Originally Posted by Vasili

LOL
Made me laugh and spill my coffee, Rob!


< tube steak = hot dog, or weiner >

Visili! You really surprised me. The 1st posting I have seen with a sentence that every word had less than 2 syllables & was legible to one like myself to whom has a limited vocabulary. Where did that coffee land?
And there’s me almost thinking your name was a derivative of Visalia?.
Only joking! Keep up the good work.


Chris.

OUCH I hope it had cooled slightly :)

Just thought though... I guess the steak is dangerous too... Red meat etc. Wouldn't exactly call it healthy living LOL

Originally Posted by bill2006

Coffee, whatever happened to tea? Coffee drinkers who switch to tea go for Gun Powder Green Tea.

Not suggesting I have a short fuse, eh Billy?
LOL <reaching into your shirt pocket for a freshie>

And....(ha-ha) Vasili = short for Vasilios, "King" in Greek!
Born with middle name of William (Righteous Prince), upon Chrismation into Orthodoxy, I was actually promoted!
I suppose I should therefore, dispense with the "At Ease!" for the more apporpriate "On Your Knees!"???
Jeez....starting to sound like Bee now!