Thread: Little Johnny up to no good...again

Little Johnny watched his daddy' car pass by the school playground and
go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt
Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother,

"Mommy, I was at the playground and I say Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane...............

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for super time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight.

"At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story!
Johnny started his story, " I was at the playground and I saw daddy's
car go in to the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Joe used to do when Daddy was in the Army."

Mommy Fainted!

lmao..

Johnny the little bastard is a home wrecker..

lmao

HAHAHA its true.. any parent that calls their child Jon, John, Jonathan, Johnathan, Jonny, Johnny is just asking for trouble in later life LOL...

WOW.. I have a list of keywords, might make a site about Johnny now ROFL

LOL
Johnny should have been cleaning up his room like he was told instead of screwing around in the woods!

Lil Jonny .... He was my role model in school ... LOL That is until I outgrew him .... oh well >:o)

I have found a whole page of Little Johnny jokes... He really is the biggest misift you could ever wish to meet LOL

http://members.rediff.com/muder/johneyjokes.html

Its ironic that it is a nickname for a contraceptive in the UK. Was it a bad Johnny that dropped you in it?

LOL Chris :) Hahaha it's a good point, were all 'Johns' safe sex that went wrong?

Gotta love little Johnny!