Thread: Ideas for trouble

Im not trying to incicte a VodaRevolution or anything but I just noticed there were no staff online.... If you wanted to be thrown out into the cold forever what would you do to accomplish it?

Theoretical question for the fun of it, no actual examples here please ;)

I dont know how to do anything but complain ... lol, so my ideer isnt a good one. I guess we could make funny avatars of the General and send them to everyone in the uk ... u reckon that would work?

Hmmm...you know I get that 'throw her out into the tundra' reaction when I try to get people to bow down to as is my due...sigh...I just don't understand why...I'm a good SGQUB...really I'm...I feed everyone at least once a week....hmmm...just don't understand it...lol

(Psssst! ***** has audible alerts to Censored words, Bad Post reporting, and a couple of other tricks up his sleeve....this vBulletin is awesome!)

did anyone ever think that they may have more than one screen name? or sneek in as a voda ghost?...lol..."big brother" is always on duty!

Originally Posted by FPRob

Im not trying to incicte a VodaRevolution or anything but I just noticed there were no staff online.... If you wanted to be thrown out into the cold forever what would you do to accomplish it?

Theoretical question for the fun of it, no actual examples here please ;)

Remember! With a lot of forums you can tick the box to make yourself not seen when on line. Some of the VH team have just fallen of there chairs laughing at this post. Although this may be just the drink.


Chris.
Sorry VH! Not really.

Originally Posted by Collectors-info

Remember! With a lot of forums you can tick the box to make yourself not seen when on line. Some of the VH team have just fallen of there chairs laughing at this post. Although this may be just the drink.


Chris.
Sorry VH! Not really.

What!! I can be invisible? ...lol...alrighty then I'm going incognito from now on...lol. Hmmm...where is the Big G (*****)...they're hiding somewhere out there I know...lol

Isnt it true that in the Navy that one can get thrown in the brig for starting a mutiny?

What happens if you try to do a coup and incite insurrection ...Hmmmm lets see, Your punishment is.........

You must have the stupid bopping head avatar for 24 hours.

Whew.....!!!...that was close...I'm listening to my mother and staying out of trouble...I don't want the big boppin' head for 24 hours or The VODA GODS forbid I loose my rank....sorry folks I'll rat ya all out to maintain my rank....lol

wow! ya get shot?!..I thought it was just thrown in the brig...man thats a tough one having to have that bobbin' head!..Id rather be shot..lol

did ya see that head beez?...wow poor guy....hehe

Yessiree bob...wouldn't want that head...and surprisingly so life liek of Rob...remeber his nose from last post....hehe

Wowzers ... a boppin head ... not seen one of those in ages! Man atleast they gave u a cool one! hahahahahaha

ah man the head....makes me dizzy...lol...somethings gonna shake out!

Couldn’t resist FB. Scroll down.

I can not believe nobody has noticed this yet....Here is the trick...

1) Close your left eye.
2) Stare at Robs bopping head for 60 seconds with your right eye only.

Tell me what you see???

LOL I was wondering who changed my avatar hehehe but the rebel in me now says "more trouble more trouble more trouble" hehehe

Originally Posted by VodaHost

I can not believe nobody has noticed this yet....Here is the trick...

1) Close your left eye.
2) Stare at Robs bopping head for 60 seconds with your right eye only.

Tell me what you see???

Nice one *****! You now have people all over the globe squinting at their monitors! Won't work for me though - got funny eyes!

Originally Posted by VodaHost

I can not believe nobody has noticed this yet....Here is the trick...

1) Close your left eye.
2) Stare at Robs bopping head for 60 seconds with your right eye only.

Tell me what you see???

ok, right brain doesnt work properly, can i have a hint?

keep looking...if your are squinting too much, this might be causing the problem, just cover your left eye with your hand.

ah ***** i need dramimine...

VH... Hoping you made a note of the URL for my previous avatar so that you can put it back again tomorrow :D

rite im gettin a sore eye now ......what am i suppose to see

Originally Posted by allstarfaces

rite im gettin a sore eye now ......what am i suppose to see

Was thinking the same thing :) VH's master-avatar-plan has backfired HA!!! :) :) :)

Somestimes we can not see the forest through the trees, look at it again, this time rapidly blink your one open eye.

Too funny....reminds me of the novelty postcards in Plaka stores.....(where they put glasses on the real thing, etc.)

Originally Posted by VodaHost

Somestimes we can not see the forest through the trees, look at it again, this time rapidly blink your one open eye.

Do we rapidly blink during the 60 seconds that we have our left eye convered or what?

Im so glad that this thing (whatever it is) isnt working for people, roughly 12 hours to go on my stupid bopping head avatar punishment.

Just looks like he's dropped an E as far as I can see LOL

:)

I think I get it...or it could be mi tired eyes...do his cheeks get biger and smaller when you do that?...cause I'm tired now from the bopping...I think my heads boppin too...lol

Im not sure whats supposed to happen but.... The centre parting in his hair looks a bit silly :) .. I think the idea is that you eventually end up chucking up all over your keyboard LOL

Actually there is nothing to see, I’m just having a bit of fun with the Punishment Avatar. To be very honest, I would not blame you if you decided to keep it. It has certain quality that we tend to overlook in today’s hustle bustle rat race of a world. I think it makes a very powerful statement.

LOL...the power of suggestion....hmmm...BIG G up to mind manipulation...waz the punishmnet for BIG G *****....lol

Okey ...no punishment for you ..just don't make me boppy head...lol

Great Poll, I will abstain from the vote :) :) :)

Originally Posted by FPRob

Great Poll, I will abstain from the vote :) :) :)

You did...then who was the one to vote NO...lol...wazn't me...I'm gettin used to boppy head and that way I know it won't be used on me as punishment..lol

Shenannigans!

(Now I know why ***** nixed the "get together".......we'd tear the place up! Can you picture him powering through the wrap-around pool in his boat with a big smile????) LOL

lol....good to see you havent been shot rob!...lol
and I also saw your one vote....hehhe....
Sorry to not get on your side with this, I should by all human standards.., but man, Im scared!....hehe...

You should keep the avatar rob it suits you!

I don't think anything changes on the avatar when you look at it, ***** is having a right old laugh at us all. Just wait he'll say 'open one eye, whilst wearing a dress and pour a bucket of rice pudding on your head' anyway I think it'll be that bloody zombie thing again!

LOL Nick... yes it might look very pretty right now but wait for a day and then tell us what you think. By then it should be annoying the hell out of you :) :) :)

Actually its annoying the hell out of me now!

Something for you Rob.

Originally Posted by Costume Lady

Something for you Rob.

LOL...oh where do you get these..now pay atttention Rob...lol

I was wondering why the traffic lights were moving
but then I remembered I had just finished reading
one of Robs posts before getting into the car!

Dumdedumdumdum......hmmmm

Changed my mind. Just joking of course.

<sees far too much evil, hears far too much evil, speaks waaaaaaaay too much evil>

:)

Back to that avatar.. Rob mate.. put that avatar on your resume and publish it and you'll recive at least half a dozen job offers at Indian Restaurants.. I **** you not..lol

Just think of how much evil you could speak, hear, see, with a whole face.

I think Rob looks a tad like Michael J Fox in his pic there don't u think?

Congrats CL on your Captaincy .... hmmm ... there really should be a law of reaching such high rank in a short period of time just by chatting ... one may think you are knowledgeable on this board .... j/k (just joking) Congrats!! Where's your face gone?? Well at least put in a smily or something, or are you just in awe about your shiny stripes ... :) ??

Your help is needed....go to tearoom.....

The worst thing is that its friday night and im happy again, should i just go now?

Go to tearoom and get some tea please and sober up so we can party online...MAD HATTER Style

No, no don't go.....perhaps some tea in the tearoom....hehe might help sober you up....hehe...buddy....hehe....

ok ok ok I m going to the tea room.... I WOW no typos!!! :)