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    A woman walks into a high class computer store and promptly askes for assistance. The salesman says to her, what can I do for you today ma'am? She says, I have been to every store in town and I cant find what I want, I am looking for a set of curtains for my computer monitor. Looking perplexed the salesman replies ma'am I dont think they make curtains for a computer monitor, and the lady says Well DUH! I 've got windows...
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    hmmm....LOL...not sure how to respond to that one...was she blond....lolol..just kidding
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    cough cough ....funny very dry...hehe...looks like a blonde...hehe

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    <groans> <rolls eyes> <loads shotgun> :) :) :)

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    My computer has a nifty little cup holder that pops out. I can't seam to get it to work right because it's says it's a burner and I can't get it to light and warm the coffee.

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    I once worked a technical support job and it took us days and days of telephone support and advice on various Windows options to find out why this stupid womans PC kept shutting down...

    In the end I went out to their office resolute in solving the problem. When I got there I found that she had convered the entire thing in fridge magnets

    IDIOT LOL

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    In the end I went out to their office resolute in solving the problem. When I got there I found that she had convered the entire thing in fridge magnets
    So what are you trying to say...take off all my magnets?...lol...

    I can't seam to get it to work right because it's says it's a burner and I can't get it to light and warm the coffee.
    I can't get mine to work either...ROB what are we doing wrong...my coffe's gettin' cold?...lol
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    ... and when I want to go for 'a drive' it doesn't take me anywhere!

    (Groans herself.... terrible, eh?)

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    FPRob:

    No magnets, but I did think there wouldnt be a problem putting the cell phone charger on the computer. How do you spell EMT? It wasn't a problem the cell phone worked fine. LOL

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    Pet, that is to hold BEER not coffee!
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    SChajin:

    Hello Sharon, hows everyone in hell? I always suspected it was in Florida.
    Beer....huh.... hope that doesn't void my waranty. A burner that cools...huh. I thought I was dyslixic, maybe I'm just ahead of my time. LOL

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