Thread: Two lines of men -

When everybody on earth was dead and waiting to enter
Paradise , God appeared and said, "I want the men to make
two lines.
One line for the men who were true heads of their household,
and the other line for the men who were dominated by their
women.
I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

Soon, the women were gone, and there were two lines of men.

The line of the men who were dominated by their wives was
100 miles long, and in the line of men who truly were heads
of their household, there was only one man.

God said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves,
I created you to be the head of your household! You have
been disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose!
Of all of you, only one obeyed. Learn from him."

God turned to the one man, "How did you manage to be the
only one in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."

Lol, are we good or not?

you guys are good

Hahahahaha! ...

My Story, completely....LOL

Reminds me of the line from the movie "My Big Fat Greek Wedding":
"The secret to a happy household is letting the man think he's in control...he may be the head of the household, but a good woman is like the neck, turning him wherever she wants to!"

I wouldnt even know how to dress if it weren't for my lovely wife ... Nor would I know how to change my socks and underwear. I would forget to shave. I would forget to eat. Overall I would just be a fat mass of hungry, unshavin', stiff drawered kinda fella! Good Job Ladies!! hahahahahaahahahaha!