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    A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
    The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
    Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

    The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
    The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
    The little girl replied, "Then you ask him ".

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    Haha! Didn't get it at first, took me 5 seconds! LOL .. funny!
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    lol..

    Good 1.

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    love the little minds! very funny!

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    Cute.

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    LOL...smart kid...hate teachers with closed minds....lol
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