Sometimes things arent always as the seem -

**kassi59** · 08-31-2006, 07:19 PM

On a recent transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe
storm.. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one
wing is struck by lightning.

One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the
front of the plane. "I'm too young to die," she wails. Then she yells,
"Well, if I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable!
Is there ANYONE on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?"
For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril.
They all stared, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the
plane.

Then an Italian man stands up n the rear of the plane. He is gorgeous: tall, well built, with dark black hair and hazel eyes. He starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt....one button at a time. .........No one moves. ........He removes his shirt. .......Muscles ripple across his chest. .......She gasps...
.......He whispers: "Iron this, and then get me something to eat.

**C L** · 08-31-2006, 07:21 PM

Oh, my gosh....good one. Don't ever stop telling them. You are too good.

**kassi59** · 08-31-2006, 07:24 PM

Im a bit scared with that one..costume, as I so fear the dreaded bobble head of hell!...lol
But there is a side of me that just cant help it!...

**C L** · 08-31-2006, 07:27 PM

Gotta like it!

**kassi59** · 08-31-2006, 07:28 PM

not the bobble head...lol hate that!...my heart still goes out to Rob!...

**beegud2** · 08-31-2006, 11:08 PM

HAHA...just got that same joke from my sister but it was about a TEXAN man...either way...funny ...

**SChajin** · 08-31-2006, 11:17 PM

That was so good, just goes to show you how men really think.

**FPRob** · 09-01-2006, 12:11 AM

An oldie but a goodie :) ... as they say :)

**ez-ez** · 09-01-2006, 01:50 AM

lmao..

Well.. don;t you think it's only fair..?? I mean it's a good deal when you get a full strip show and it wont cost you a cent.. all you have to do is iron a shirt and make a pasta.. lol

Now, this thread in particular makes want to ask Kate.. should I make an emergency announcement..?? lmao

**bill2006** · 09-01-2006, 04:22 AM

Very funny.

**kassi59** · 09-01-2006, 10:00 AM

Go for it Carlos!....lmao!...Too funny...
big cheeky grins!

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