Thread: Bubba and Fishing

Bubba was stopped by a game warden in Texas recently with two ice chests of fish.
He was leaving a cove well known for its fishing.
The game warden asked Bubba, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"
"Naw, sir, I ain't got none of them there licenses, nope. You gotta understand these here are my pet fish."
"Pet fish?" said the game warden.
"Ya. Every night I take these here fish down to da lake and let them swim 'round for a while.
Then I whistle and they jump rat back into this here ice chest and I take them home."
"That's a bunch of hooey! Fish can't do that!" said the warden.
The redneck looked at the game warden for a moment and then said, "It's the truth Mr. Government man, I'll show you. It really works."
"Okay," said the game warden, "I've GOT to see this!"

Bubba poured the fish into the lake and stood and waited.
After several minutes, the game warden turned to him and said, "Well?"
"Well, what?" said the Bubba.
The warden said, "When are you going to call them back?"
Bubba said, "Call who back?"
"The FISH!" replied the warden.

"What fish?" asked Bubba.

lol...

Nice..

haha...good one...smart redneck!...

Dear Bubba

LOL !!

That sounds just like my uncle! hahahahahahaha!

I was once with my uncle riding in his car. When a cop pulled us over for his dead tag. He had the new sticker in is glove box, but had never put it on. So he showed the officer the sticker, and the cop went around the car and put the sticker on for him, walked back to the door, and said, " well how dumb do you have to be, to not know how to put that sticker on." My uncle calmly said with a smile "Well sir, I was smart enough to get you to do it for me."

I bout fell out of the car laughing!!