Thread: Sales pitch

A little old lady answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner.

"Good morning," said the young man. "If I could take a couple minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners."

"Piss off!" said the old lady. "I haven't got any money" and she proceeded to close the door.

Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open.
"Don't be too hasty!" he said.

"Not until you have at least seen my demonstration."
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse sh*t all over her hallway carpet.

"If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse sh*t from your carpet, Madam, I will personally eat the remainder."

“Well," she said, "I hope you've got a flipping good appetite, because the electricity was cut off this morning."

Lmao!!

Hahahahahah!!!!That is a good one Bill keep them coming...LMAO!!!

good one Bill

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

P.S.

glad you said saleman .... not saleslady Bill .... lmao

LMAO!

That will teach an over zealous salesperson!
hahahahaha I loved it!

Good One Bill!

btw bill , I can see your site now. I still haven't figured out why I couldnt see it before. Nice site man!

funny....

ROTFLMAO......haha

Originally Posted by Code-Burnt-Gemini

LMAO!

That will teach an over zealous salesperson!
hahahahaha I loved it!

Good One Bill!

btw bill , I can see your site now. I still haven't figured out why I couldnt see it before. Nice site man!

Thanks.