Thread: i would like to offer my sevices as jeremy has

i would like all the ladies in here to know im willing to give them a free massage as i cant do banners and am a cool maseur so if you dont mind travling im willing to give up my free time

Originally Posted by allstarfaces

i would like all the ladies in here to know im willing to give them a free massage as i cant do banners and am a cool maseur so if you dont mind travling im willing to give up my free time

LMAO!!

Now you flippin' tell me!!


LOL

wots up you live too far away now? aaaaaaaawwwww shame that

Cool, Where are you I'm on the way !

Not exactly what we had in mind when we created the classified section of
this forum, but hey..If it you can get takers...More power to you.

allstarfaces:

I was hoping you were going to beat Jeremes deal and pay me to make a banner? I'll save you some work just send the money LOL

P.S. My answer machine gives me more messages than I can handel.

Dang, if only I lived in England, lol

Originally Posted by allstarfaces

i would like all the ladies in here to know im willing to give them a free massage as i cant do banners and am a cool maseur so if you dont mind travling im willing to give up my free time

Now that's just an offer you don't get every day ....

lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Now that's just an offer you don't get every day ....

lol

LAst time it was sloppy kisses...he's improving...I'll have mine on way through your fair country...can you bring the massage table to Heathrow?.....lol...

Beezzz:

Can't you use the child changing tables in the bathrooms?

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Beezzz:

Can't you use the child changing tables in the bathrooms?

ROTFLMAO.....lol....hahahahahhah....OMG...tooo funny....good idea BUT I'm justa wee bit bigger than that...(hmmm...ok a lot bigger...lol)....

Beezzz:

You know how they charge dubble fare for large People? Maybe if you put two Quarters in the change station you'll get a dubble table.

Originally Posted by allstarfaces

i would like all the ladies in here to know im willing to give them a free massage as i cant do banners and am a cool maseur so if you dont mind travling im willing to give up my free time

Stop clowning around ..<titters>..you wouldnt get near the table with them big clown boots on lol

Someone really should move this thread to chit-chat.

Originally Posted by circuspet.com

Someone really should move this thread to chit-chat.

That's alot of moving Pet ... probably would need a massage afterwards .... lol ....

LadyEye:

No wories, i'll just advertise the postings as a flee market and people will line up to drag them off.

Originally Posted by blnda84

Dang, if only I lived in England, lol

I'm worried as I do live in England!!

Limebrook1:

I'd think you'ld be hunting your old friend down making him good to his word.

lol..I didn't think Trish was going to make it thru the sloppy kisses!...lol
common' Trish..now massages are so bad!
Pet - mEssages
mAssages
ones is the phone one is the body...lol

Kassi59:

Is there a difference ?

Well Pet I believe its a personal thing...for me the phone creates a pain in the neck and a massage relieves a pain in the neck.
some enjoy the phone messages, I for one just think its a new way to annoy me..lol

Kassi59:

No wonder by neck hurts, and I thought there was something wrong with my answer machine. LOL

dyslexia - gets ya everytime!...lol

Ohh, ohh ohh - I love massages - too bad I'm so far away!

Course, your idea of the massage and mine - are probably different :)