Thread: Kids and big people words

A class of kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on "NO baby talk!"

"You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them.

She asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I went to visit my Nana."

"No, you went to visit your GRANDMOTHER. Use 'Big people' words!"

She then asked Mitchell what he had done "I took a ride on a choo-choo."

She said "No, you took a ride on a TRAIN. You must remember to use 'Big People' words."

She then asled little Alec what he had done? "I read a book," he replied.

"That's WONDERFUL!" the teacher said. "What book did you read?" [I love this]

Alec thought real hard about it, then puffed out his chest with great pride, and said,

"Winnie the ****."

hahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

oh bill

OMG, that sounds sooooooooo hilarious. And yes, I no how the little ones twist words around. I'm around one constantly and he's always twisting words around trying to act grown up.

Lol!