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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest > of me life, between the legs of me wife!" > > That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! > > He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best > toast of the night." > > She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" > > John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church > beside me wife." > > "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said. > > The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the > street corner. > > The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other > night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary." > > She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You > know, > he's only been there twice in the last four years. Once he fell > asleep, > and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come." > > |
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hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
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ROFLMAO! Good one!
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Good one mate.
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