Thread: Head of the house -

A tenant in an apartment house phoned the police that there
was a fight going on in the apartment right over him. So
when the policeman arrived at the upstairs apartment, he
heard furniture being thrown around and signs of a good
old family brawl. He rapped on the door with his night
stick and the door was opened by a very determined and
disheveled woman.

"Who's head of the family here?"

"You just wait a minute and I'll tell you. That's what we're
trying to settle inside.

Lol,
no question there!

lol

Excellent!