Who are YOU living with?! -

kassi59 · #1 09-14-2006, 11:54 AM

A snake goes to see his Doctor. "Doc, I need something for
my eyes, I can't see very well these days."

The Doc fixes him up with a pair of glasses and tells him to
return in 2 weeks.

The snake comes back in 2 weeks and tells the doctor he's very
depressed.

Doc says, "What's the problem? Didn't the glasses help you?"

"The glasses are fine doc, but I just discovered I've been living
with a water hose the past 2 years!"

ez-ez · #2 09-14-2006, 02:01 PM

ROFLLMAO..

The poor bastard, all this time he thought she got wet every time he got near her..

beegud2 · #3 09-14-2006, 02:27 PM

LOL...OMG...poor wittle snake...see it pays to live in ignorance and be happy...lol

kassi59 · #4 09-14-2006, 02:29 PM

Theres my Beezzie!...yes I have to agree sometimes one much leave well enough alone...Im mean geeze the relationship lasted for TWO years!...so thats not bad!...lol

beegud2 · #5 09-14-2006, 02:33 PM

KAte...yeah fianlly ..we're both on...poor snake...gone from blissfully happy to two xanax and a psyciatirist bill he'll not be paying off anytime too soon. How come he didn't geta clue when she wasn't talki' to him...?

kassi59 · #6 09-14-2006, 02:36 PM

I'm sure her not talking he'd felt he had the woman of his dreams!...lol
don't forget the optometrist bill too! and the glasses cost also!

sometimes ignorance is bliss.....lol
what is that ez says, if its not broke..............hehe

beegud2 · #7 09-14-2006, 02:38 PM

Damm...forgot the glasses bill...two years of bliss gone in two weeks...lesson for us all...aprreciate what you got before you put the glasses on....lol

kassi59 · #8 09-14-2006, 02:41 PM

If you love your situation, dont worry about looking too close at it!...hehe

ez-ez · #9 09-14-2006, 02:47 PM

Hey now.. all this talk is making me wanting to go kiss my garden hose.. Might as well, since I can't afford a visit to the optomistrist at the moment.

LOL

kassi59 · #10 09-14-2006, 02:49 PM

See Beez ignorance IS in fact a bliss!...lol
happieness with a garden hose!...awe.....heartwarming...lol

beegud2 · #11 09-14-2006, 03:01 PM

There's no accounting for some people's taste...lol....but it is touching...and after all he is ez-ez and well we're happy for you if you are ez-ez...lol...or I could send my old pair of glasses ...hehe

bill2006 · #12 09-14-2006, 03:48 PM

I'll stay with the box of chocolates.

kassi59 · #13 09-14-2006, 04:37 PM

HAHA..Bill!...good choice..

LadyEye · #14 09-14-2006, 04:43 PM

I wonder if this is the same doctor who was asked by John how to cure a snake bite on his friend's privates, and the doctor told John that to cure a snake bite you have to suck the poison out of it, and John told his snake bitten friend that "The Doctor Says You're Gonna Die .... lol

ez-ez · #15 09-14-2006, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyEye

I wonder if this is the same doctor who was asked by John how to cure a snake bite on his friend's privates, and the doctor told John that to cure a snake bite you have to suck the poison out of it, and John told his snake bitten friend that "The Doctor Says You're Gonna Die .... lol

lmao... that's funny..

Hmm.. that explains that guy once in the night club stirring at a chick and shoving a snake down his pants... He went whispering to her and she simply replied: Don't worry sweetheart, nothing the bouncers can't fix.. I wonder what heppened to him.. never seen him again.. I wonder what killed him, the bite, or the suck..lol

kassi59 · #16 09-14-2006, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyEye

I wonder if this is the same doctor who was asked by John how to cure a snake bite on his friend's privates, and the doctor told John that to cure a snake bite you have to suck the poison out of it, and John told his snake bitten friend that "The Doctor Says You're Gonna Die .... lol

Ah ha...yes lady!...the same!....<picking myself up off the floor!>

LadyEye · #17 09-14-2006, 04:58 PM

lol ez ez .... definitely the bite ... lol

poor doctors eh Kassi, couldn't you just spend an entire weekend listening to their stories, probably wouldn't be anything left to our stomachs for so much laughing .... lol ....

hope that snake doesn't take a "hissy fit" lmao

kassi59 · #18 09-14-2006, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol ez ez .... definitely the bite ... lol

poor doctors eh Kassi, couldn't you just spend an entire weekend listening to their stories, probably wouldn't be anything left to our stomachs for so much laughing .... lol ....

hope that snake doesn't take a "hissy fit" lmao

sweetie due to my mom and my brother Ive heard it all!...lol...most with way too much information...lol..
My brother is the head of the hospital Laboratory and my mom did that for quite a few years before working for a private practice doctor, and trust me...the stories are very funny!...
although now when I go to see the doctor I feel a bit self conscience..lol
and well...snakes always have a hissy fit!...lol

C L · #19 09-14-2006, 06:32 PM

Oh, my gosh.....this was so funny.....still laughing, have to read it again. hee hee