Even for the most beautiful woman....

limebrook1 · #1 09-14-2006, 09:50 PM

A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table. After
looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all
alone.

He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive
bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted the bottle,
she would be his.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading
the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."

Girlonthehill · #2 09-14-2006, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by limebrook1

A man entered his favorite restaurant and sat at his regular table. After
looking around, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table nearby, all
alone.

He motioned the waiter over and asked him to send their most expensive
bottle of Merlot over to the woman, knowing that if she accepted the bottle,
she would be his.

The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the
gentleman seated over there," indicating the sender.

She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking at the man, and
decided to send a reply note to the man.

The waiter, who was lingering for a response took the note from her and
conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in
your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in your pants." After reading
the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return.

He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to return
this to the woman.

It read: "For your information, I have a Ferrari Maranello, a BMW Z8, a
Mercedes CL600 and a Porsche Turbo in my garage. There is over twenty
million dollars in my bank account. But, not even for a woman as beautiful
as you would I cut three inches off. Just send the bottle back."

LOL!!

kassi59 · #3 09-15-2006, 02:19 PM

Good one Trish!.....

bill2006 · #4 09-15-2006, 03:24 PM

Lol,
hmmm

Astraltraveller · #5 09-16-2006, 08:37 PM

LMAO!!!!!! that was a good one, sure taught her a lesson not be so bitchy and gullible!!!!!!!

C L · #6 09-17-2006, 05:51 AM

Good one.

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