This 80 Year old woman arrested for shoplifting.
When she went before the judge in Cincinnati, he asked her "What did you steal?"
"A can of peaches" she replied
The judge then asked her why she stole the peaches, she said she was hungry.
The judge then asked her "how many peaches were in the can?"
"six" she replied
The judge said "Then I will give you six days in jail"
Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, the woman's husband spoke up and asked if he could say something.
The judge said "what is it?"
The husband said, "she also stole a can of peas"