Thread: Tech Support on Husband 1.0

Ok...it's the girls turn now...hehe. Just got this from my sis....lol.

Dear Tech Support:


Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in the overall performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.


In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as NFL 5.0, NHL 4.3, MLB 3.0, NBA 3.6, **** Live and NASCAR 4.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, to no avail.


What can I do?


Signed,
Desperate


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Dear Desperate:


First, keep in mind that Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package while Husband 1.0 is an Operating System. Try to enter the command: C:/ITHOUGHTYOULOVEDME" to download Tears 6.2, which should automatically install Guilt 3.0. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.


Remember, though, that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create Snoring Loudly 10.8.


Whatever you do: DO NOT install Mother-in-law 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program. These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. I personally recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 7.7.


Good Luck,
Tech Support

Nice one Beezz!

ooohhh that is goooood

With a bit of passion you might just be able to fine tune and re-adjust him to version 1.2 so as to be more efficient...

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

With a bit of passion you might just be able to fine tune and re-adjust him to version 1.2 so as to be more efficient...

LOL...yeah only a man would say that....hehe

staying away from this one, lol

Love It ... Love It!!

lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

LOL...yeah only a man would say that....hehe

Was just a bit of friendly advise from experience, try and you might even get him updated to version 1.3......

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Was just a bit of friendly advise from experience, try and you might even get him updated to version 1.3......

Version 1.3 three you say...hmmm...does he do the dishes with that...lol

lol

Originally Posted by beegud2

Version 1.3 three you say...hmmm...does he do the dishes with that...lol

LOL!!!!!Provably by the time you've updated him to version 1.5 by them he should be ready for dishes. Have fun and passion doing updates!!!!!!!

O'my'god.. that is so funny.. can't remember laughing like this for a few days.. Good one..

Now here are some tippers:

Husband 1.0 can have pulgins installed.. avoid those, especially Out With The Boys 5.5 as this nasty upgrade may change Husband 1.0 settings.. If you notice that Husband 1.0 is running very slow or continueously returning error messages, you can run Lets Talk about it 1.2.1, it's also always a good thing to run a full scan on all components of Husband 1.0, check for hiddin corrupt files such as LipStick on Shirt.tmp, Moble Message.txt, Credit Card Statment.bnk.. If all clear and you're still having problems, only one thing you can do.. run 'I'm Pregnant 1.1".. Once you run this application, you'll notice that Husband 1.0 will shut down.. But don;t worry, this is only temporary.. it will soon reboot with new settings after installing these files:
Stop the Bull****.****
No More Drinking.bum
Second Job.wrk
House Work.hom

Please note that even though this is a good fix, it is common that Husband 1.0 Users can still have future problems and often resort to uninstal, and getting Husband 2.0.

Woooo!!!! Carlos thats one hell of a scan but it might just do the trick before upgrading to version 1.5......
LMAO...... Can't remember when last I had such a good laugh, hope this is not to confusing for the the lady in question if nothing else works by the time husband 1.0 is upgraded to version 1.5 then it might be time to upgrade to husband version 2.0
Hope that there may be no need to upgrade to version 2.0 because usually by the time you finnish all scans and upgrade to version 1.5 platform is stable and hopefully working properly as required by the user.

lol

Dear desperate, any luck with scans and updates, or still busy trying to update to version 1.5 if so go easy and gentle on updating, good luck and keep us posted. LOL!!!!