Thread: Actual tenant requests -

"The toilet is blocked and we cannot bathe the children until
it is cleared."

"I want some repairs done to my stove as it has backfired and
burnt my knob off."

"This is to let you know that there is a smell coming from the
man next door."

"The toilet seat is cracked. Where do I stand?"

"I am writing on behalf of my sink, which is running away from
the wall."

"I request your permission to remove my drawers in the kitchen."

"The person next door has a large erection in his backyard,
which is unsightly and dangerous."

"Will you please send someone to repair our cracked sidewalk?
Yesterday my wife tripped on it and is now pregnant."

"Our kitchen floor is very damp, we have two children and
would like to have a third, so will you please send someone
to do something about it."

"Could you please send someone to fix the faucet in our
bathtub? My wife got her toe stuck in it and it is very
uncomfortable for us."

"I want to complain about the farmer across the road. Every
morning at 5:30 his cock wakes me up, and it is getting to be too
much."

"When the workmen were here, they put their tools in my wife's
new drawers and made a real mess. Please send men with
clean tools to finish the job and keep my wife happy."

LOL
Sad but true!

lol

Working in a Housing Association this made me laugh! Too true!

Lol, funny.

omg too funny .... hope this truly is a joke and not reality .... hang in there if it is Trish .... lol

theses are great..

Please Trish, tell me you don't know these people. LOL