Thread: Is it your sign?

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office: "Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels."
On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
At a Proctologist's door: "To expedite your visit please back in."
On Plumber's truck: "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
On a Church's Billboard: "7 days without God makes one weak."
At a Tire Shop : "Invite us to your next blowout."
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door: "Hello. Can we pick your nose?"
At a Towing company: "We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts."
In a Nonsmoking Area: "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push."
At an Optometrist's Office: "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary We hear you coming."
In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
At the Electric Company: "We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be."
In a Restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
In the front yard of a Funeral Home: "Drive carefully. We'll wait."
At a Propane Filling Station, "Thank heaven for little grills."

these are great

hahaha...good ones!....
Reminds me of one of our trash trucks they had a logo "used food"....lol

hee hee

I like the electrician's one the best .... could certainly do without the septic truck .... eeeeeeewwwwwwwwww

I like the veternarian's office one..

I think I'll use the 'on a fence' one! Tee Hee!

lol Liz