Thread: Divorce....!!!!

Divorce..!!!!


Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well
until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could
arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances,andasked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds? - Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case? - It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge? - No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean. What are your relations like? - All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage? - We have hi-fidelity stereo and
good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up? - No, I always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger? - No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce? - She going to kill me.

What makes you think that? - I got proof.

What kind of proof? - She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at
Drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish
Remover".

cough...lol...love dry humor!

lol too too funny ....

I laughed so hard I gave myself a headache!