Thread: non-living objects

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living objects are
actually either male or female.

Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS:

They are male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.


PHOTOCOPIERS:

These are female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again.
They are an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are
pushed,but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TYRES:

Tyres are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS:

Also a male object, because to get them to go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their arse

SPONGES:

These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES:

Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS:

Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS:

Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS:

Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL:

Female. Ha! You probably thought it would be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to push, he just keeps trying.

11 points!

LOL

Hi Dave - great to see you back again!

Great post - like the examples.

How about this one? Fireworks are male - they promise a lot but are usually disappointing and its all over in seconds! Tee Hee!

That was a good one!..Ive also seen it but its still cool!

Hilarious... you too Trish

Outstanding..

Originally Posted by limebrook1

Hi Dave - great to see you back again!

Great post - like the examples.

How about this one? Fireworks are male - they promise a lot but are usually disappointing and its all over in seconds! Tee Hee!

Hey good to be back it's been a hard road for me over the last 10 months trying to handle going back to work and looking after my sites.

Originally Posted by Stroke.nz

Hey good to be back it's been a hard road for me over the last 10 months trying to handle going back to work and looking after my sites.

Well don't be a stranger now you're back!