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Thoughts for the day

Halloween

Halloween is approaching and people are planning their parties....here is some of my customer thoughts.......


Do you have batman, I wanna be a chicken, I am having a teddy bear's picnic for my daughter's birthday do you have teddy bears, I need to book a santa for Christmas, how do I make myself look like a zombie, I need a gallon of blood, do you have facepaints, I need an Annie costume do you have it in my size and the wig too, I need 10 more wenches could you have them ready for the courier in a half hour, do you have dracula teeth, what's new this year, I need to be something for "Under the Bigtop" what do you have, do you have 20 octoberfest costumes, what can we be that you have 4 of, do you have predator what about alien, I need 6 superheros, I need to be a civil war general, can you ship me 4 snazzaroo facepaint by the weekend, I need 5000 blinking clown noses by November can you supply us, my friends and I are looking for a sheep, do you have wings, do you have Jack Sparrow and what about wenches, my daughter wants to be a princess.



Where is Beez when you need a hand......lol

Last halloween a young girl played a real good trick on me and got a treat LOL

She knocked on the door as you do when you are trick or treating and she must have only been about 9 or 10 years old. She was dressed in a black cloak with a pointed witches hat.

Girl
"TRICK OR TREAT"

Me
"Hi nice costume, you having a nice night?"

Girl
"Yeah, except these boys just stole everything that ive collected"
<shows me an empty bag>

Me
"Oh no, that's bad.. here have &#163;10"

HAHAHAHA... She probably walked away from my doorstep thinking...

"There's a sucker born every minute"

Pulling that trick on just our street alone probably made her a smal fortune because people felt sorry for her.

Awe, that's cute Rob.

Halloween at my house, I decorate my house and yard....graveyard, stockade, witches walk, lots of carved pumpkings, spooky music......and I am a witch.....always a witch....the kids look for the witch every year.....I have a mean cackle and I scare the sh....t out of them......they love it and keep coming back......not too scary for the little ones......find it hard to resist.....kids probably have nightmares. But its what Halloween is about at least it is at my house. Spooky. lol

My mum is a witch too... a real one... honest :)

do we get to see photos of you dressed up as a witch CL ? hehehe

As a matter of fact, I was a witch the other day......lol

hubble bubble toil and trouble hahahaha frogs legs and bat wings.... whats for dinner tonight CL?

LOL

How about some witches brew & bat wings?

And I think it's toil and trouble, eye of newt.........lol

newt eyes.... mmmm tasty LOL

<folds napkin down the front of his shirt and bangs his knife and fork on the table>

feeeeed meeeeee hahahahahaha

Guess we need to find a cook........lol

<puts on his chefs hat>

Right then... which one of these is the oven?

hahaha

lol......the one with the buttons.....can't wait to see what you cook up.....hope it isn't really bat wings.....lol

HAHAHAHAHA noooo i wont cook bat wings for you CL.... i will think of something tasty... and not so chewey as bat wings LOL

Ah Macbeth,
"Double, double toil and trouble;
Fire burn, and caldron bubble."

When my son was younger I used to make him bat's blood and wiggly worms for tea (spag boll). Now he's reached the grand old age of 12 he wonders how that ever induced him to eat it!!

I've got a crystal ball on my desk at work - does that qualify me as a witch? Makes people laugh though when someone says they will need to look into a crystal ball and I produce mine!

Mind you, I have never found the 'on' switch. Can anyone help?

Originally Posted by limebrook1

When my son was younger I used to make him bat's blood and wiggly worms for tea (spag boll). Now he's reached the grand old age of 12 he wonders how that ever induced him to eat it!!

I've got a crystal ball on my desk at work - does that qualify me as a witch? Makes people laugh though when someone says they will need to look into a crystal ball and I produce mine!

Mind you, I have never found the 'on' switch. Can anyone help?

Yep, Trish......you a witch! Switch? maybe on the bottom....lol

Bill you know your Shakespeare

Originally Posted by FPRob

HAHAHAHAHA noooo i wont cook bat wings for you CL.... i will think of something tasty... and not so chewey as bat wings LOL

Nice to see your Rob .... I'd like to place an order for dinner .... I'll have please

A bowl of Turtle Soup and Make it Snappy!! :)

Thought of the day.........hmmmm

Pet Peeves.......

How about when drives so slooooooowwwww and they are in the passing lane. Not that I am in a rush, but move over bud. lol

Originally Posted by C L

Thought of the day.........hmmmm

Pet Peeves.......

How about when drives so slooooooowwwww and they are in the passing lane. Not that I am in a rush, but move over bud. lol

Oooops....I mean when a driver drives so slow... lol

Stuffed.....full of ThanksGiving Dinner....

Happy Thanksgiving to you CL and to all Canadians Today .....

Sad day for Turkeys, lol

Well how about this thought......need I say more?

Originally Posted by C L

Well how about this thought......need I say more?

lol CL .... now it all depends what you are thinking .... do tell ... :) lol

lol.....LadyEye....no explanation needed.

drats .... left out in the cold again ... maybe i can get a translator for this one ... lol :)

[quote=LadyEye]drats .... left out in the cold again ... maybe i can get a translator for this one ... lol :)[/quote


Back to original thought......Thanksgiving Dinner......stuffed....lol

[quote=C L]

Originally Posted by LadyEye

drats .... left out in the cold again ... maybe i can get a translator for this one ... lol :)[/quote


Back to original thought......Thanksgiving Dinner......stuffed....lol

Yeah ..... oh well it's all about turkeys anyway isn't it CL .... lol

I think harvest celebrations, the turkeys just get invited. (Oh that's terrible)

Originally Posted by C L

I think harvest celebrations, the turkeys just get invited. (Oh that's terrible)

Yeah .... I sure am glad I am not a turkey ... hee hee ....

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Yeah .... I sure am glad I am not a turkey ... hee hee ....

Who told you that? lol

Originally Posted by C L

Who told you that? lol

They said I couldn't gobble, I had no feathers, nor any wings ... not a turka .... lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

They said I couldn't gobble, I had no feathers, nor any wings ... not a turka .... lol

I don't know your pretty clucky. lol Remember duck, duck?

Originally Posted by C L

I don't know your pretty clucky. lol Remember duck, duck?

lol well maybe I's a chicka ... lol

cluck cluck cluck ... lol

Originally Posted by C L

I don't know your pretty clucky. lol Remember duck, duck?

omg yeah too funny ... okay cl

if you duck ill quack .... roflmao

Aliens.....Aliens everywhere