Thread: The meaning of love

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years.
He breaks into a house to look for money and
guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the
man out of bed and ties him to a chair.

While tying the woman to the bed he gets on top of
her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the
bathroom.

While he's in there, the husband tells his wife,
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his
clothes! He's probably spent years in jail and
hasn't seen or touched a woman for years. I saw
how he kissed your neck.

If he wants sex, don't resist. Don't complain.
Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how
much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very
dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong
honey. I love you."

To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my
neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was
gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we had any
Vaseline.

I told him it was in the bathroom.

Be strong honey, I love you too!"

LOL

It really is always a matter of perspective I guess...

Hilarious........lol

ha ha ha .... lmao .... now I wonder how he responded to that one .... oh to add another chapter to this story would be hilarious .... lol .... good one!!

Brilliant!!!! hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Great one

Ho my ho my and poor guy thought he was getting away from it.....LMAO