Thread: Monks

A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a

monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and

says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?

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The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner,

and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he

hears a strange sound. The next morning, he asks the monks

what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're

not a monk.













The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and

goes about his merry way. Some years later, the same man

breaks down in front of the same monastery.















The monks again accept him, feed him, and even fix

his car.















That night, he hears the same strange noise that he had

heard years earlier.

















The next morning, he asks what it is, but the monks

reply, We can't tell you. You're not a monk.

















The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know.

If the only way I can find out what that sound was, is to

become a monk, how do I become a monk?















The monks reply, You must travel the earth and

tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact

number of sand pebbles. When you find these numbers, you

will become a monk.















The man sets about his task. Some forty-five years

later, he returns and knocks on the door of the

monastery. He says, I have travelled the earth and have

found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232

blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on

the earth.













The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk. We

shall now show you the way to the sound.



















The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head

monk says, The sound is right behind that door.

















The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked.

He says, Real funny. May I have the key?















The monks give him the key, and he opens the door.















Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone.

The man demands the key to the stone door.















The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to

find a door made of ruby.. He demands another key from the

monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door,

this one made of sapphire. So it went until the man had gone

through doors of emerald,....













......silver, topaz, and amethyst.















Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door.













The man is relieved to no end. He unlocks the door,

turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find

the source of that strange sound.















But I can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk.

You rotten swinehund....................

Now that's just mean...

Yeah... Very funny!

oh you've just had it ... lmao ... not fair ... what about if you are "monkey" will you tell us ... lmao

Dang...........

Good one Roy.....!!!!!!LMAO

But Im a monk....so go ahead trust me....lol

You have to repeat the monks oath to be a proper monk.
Its in a long forgotten language, repeat it 10 times.

"Ohwa tana siam"

Very funny! Now what?

Originally Posted by royb

You have to repeat the monks oath to be a proper monk.
Its in a long forgotten language, repeat it 10 times.

"Ohwa tana siam"

oh BUT I do that everyday all day long in silience of course..Im doing right now as I type!...lol

But you can't do it while typing.
It has to be done stood on your head in a hammock.

well ya! I know that! monk101 jeeze.....lol
laptops really are great arent they!....