Thread: A woman's ultimate fantasy -

In a recent Harris On-line poll 38,562 men across the US
were asked to identify woman's ultimate fantasy.

97.8% of the respondents said that a woman's ultimate
fantasy is to have two men at once.
While this has been verified by a recent sociological study,
it appears that most men do not realize that in this fantasy,
one man is cooking and the other is cleaning.

Wow.. Thanks Kate.. This shows me 2 things:

1. Every time I went out with a woman, I satisfied her fantacy since that's all they got me to do either cooking or cleaning.
2. Even though I am one man, I am as good as two men.. On occasions I did both, the cooking and cleaning.

lol

My other half agrees with you kate, and she could not stop laughing......

Carlos...a little more tweaking and you could win the prize! Do you do windows too? haha

lol ...

Please Carlos if you do master this, please press clone .. :)

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol ...

Please Carlos if you do master this, please press clone .. :)

Ho my ho my......!!!!!! Keep fantasizing ladies and your fantasies my just come true.......LMAO

Hahaha! .....Funny Kate...I read the first bit and thought ..."no way!"....then read the last bit and ...yes yes yes ..oh yes hahaha

lol Kate.

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Carlos...a little more tweaking and you could win the prize! Do you do windows too? haha

Cindy.. I'm working on it.. It's hard to find the time to practise between all the cooking and washing..lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol ...

Please Carlos if you do master this, please press clone .. :)

Now thats funny... But you might regret this.. do you really want another Carlos running around..?????? lol

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Now thats funny... But you might regret this.. do you really want another Carlos running around..?????? lol

Only if he does windows!! lol

Uh huh.. a Carlos in a Scotish Kilt on top of a laddar cleaning a window... Just put your 3d movie glasses on and sit back and watch.. You'll need counselling after that..lol

And ovens

Flippin heck Carlos! ....we'll have to hope for a windy day!

And just think Linda...if there were 2. Pull up a chair girl and I'll wait with you! lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

Flippin heck Carlos! ....we'll have to hope for a windy day!

ROFLMAO @ you Linda..

And let me guess... if it aint windy.. that Huge Fan you brought with you will come in handy.. ey??..lmao

Originally Posted by ez-ez

ROFLMAO @ you Linda..

And let me guess... if it aint windy.. that Huge Fan you brought with you will come in handy.. ey??..lmao

I knew it would! ...i'll have to get it out the box ...just in case lol

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

And just think Linda...if there were 2. Pull up a chair girl and I'll wait with you! lol

<Pulls up a chair ....Want some popcorn?

I knew that kilt would come in handy one day.. Glad I didn't throw it away after that job interview as a dancer at the Male Stripper Joint.. lol

very nice

Originally Posted by pgorade

very nice

Thank you.. and the show is free..

Although the window cleaning will cost ya..lol

lol...I was once dared to lift a guys Kilt..on a wild girls weekend away some years ago lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

lol...I was once dared to lift a guys Kilt..on a wild girls weekend away some years ago lol

lmao

uh huh.. keep talking about those adventures darlin.. let all come out in the open..lol

It's alright Linda.. lifting the Kilt up is not so bad.. it's only when you pull it down that things get nasty..lol

hahaha....It put a smile on lots of faces! ;o)...and the guy didnt mind one little bit lol

Originally Posted by Lincslady

hahaha....It put a smile on lots of faces! ;o)...and the guy didnt mind one little bit lol

I can imagine the smiles.......LOL and of cause surely he didn't mind, he provably was so embarrassed he just didn't want to show it.....unlike our dear Carlos nothing embarrasses him.....ho what guy....LOL

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

I can imagine the smiles.......LOL and of cause surely he didn't mind, he provably was so embarrassed he just didn't want to show it.....unlike our dear Carlos nothing embarrasses him.....ho what guy....LOL

Embarressed?.... your kidding .... ...they love it lol ....and of cors I asked him first ...his answer was ..."sure, help yourself" lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

I can imagine the smiles.......LOL and of cause surely he didn't mind, he provably was so embarrassed he just didn't want to show it.....unlike our dear Carlos nothing embarrasses him.....ho what guy....LOL

LOL Manuel..

Mate.. I would be more embarrassed wearing a kilt around here than not wearing anything at all.. It would be a relief to lose the kilt..lol

Discovering herself.

Ha ha .... and I'll bet you "too" were smiling Linda ... lol

Carlos ... you used to strip ... hee hee

Well, I had a few experiences at those strip bars myself ...

1) I fell asleep at one .... lol ... true ....

2) At another one, one of the male strippers came over to me and asked if I would like to help them take off their clothes ....

My Reply - "Hell no, you get paid for doing it, do it yourself" :) - true

lmao

Hmmm ... my mother never taught me how to act at strip bars .... lol

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Ha ha .... Carlos ... you used to strip ... hee hee

Me..?? Strip..?? Yeah right.. lol

The closest I've ever came to stripping is when my I got kicked in the shenangs during a soccer match and my coach told me not to worry about the crowd and just pee in the play gorund to get rid of the pain.. I can tell ya, that wasn't stripping and not one lady in that whole crowd put a $1 note in my leather g-string.

lol carlos .....

your soccer peeing story reminds me of when I was 7

My still to this day friend moved into town from Germany, and the plumbing was not yet hooked up .... so we went to the back yard to have a pee ... oh my ... right in a hornets nest we went, I quickly up and out of there, but she stood there, screaming, pants down, she was stung severely because she would not move .... neighbors came and rescued her carrying her out of there ... I'll never forget that one ....

Originally Posted by Lincslady

<Pulls up a chair ....Want some popcorn?

Hey Ive got popcorn! and a fan!...HUGE fan!...lol