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Old 10-12-2006, 09:04 PM
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CAUTION! Scary story.



A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP... behind him.

Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him

BUMP...

BUMP...


BUMP...

Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him

faster...

faster...

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...

He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the casket crashes through his door, w ith the lid of the casket clapping

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

clappity-BUMP...

on his heels the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything...
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!


Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...









and,












the coffin stops.
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Old 10-12-2006, 09:27 PM
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Default Re: CAUTION! Scary story.

lol liz .....

what did one coffin say to the other coffin?

Whos' coffin now coffin .... lol

blah blah dry!!

not too dry here though, tons of rain coming down, and windy too!!
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Old 10-13-2006, 04:22 AM
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lol Liz
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Old 10-13-2006, 05:17 AM
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Great one!
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:52 AM
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cough cough....very very dry...lol....
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Old 10-14-2006, 12:24 AM
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When my doctor says Cough, I cant stop coughing....oooohhhhhhh
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Excellent!
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