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CAUTION! Scary story. A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... behind him. Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind him faster... faster... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP... He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the casket crashes through his door, w ith the lid of the casket clapping clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP... on his heels the terrified man runs. Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps. With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door. Bumping and clapping toward him. The man screams and reaches for something, anything... but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket... and, the coffin stops.
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lol liz ..... what did one coffin say to the other coffin? Whos' coffin now coffin .... lol blah blah dry!! not too dry here though, tons of rain coming down, and windy too!!
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When my doctor says Cough, I cant stop coughing....oooohhhhhhh
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Excellent!
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