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    Default Frequent Mating

    A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
    They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

    They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

    The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA

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    Wink Re: Frequent Mating

    lol

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    very funny .....lmao!

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    Nice one Kate.....LMAO

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    Default Re: Frequent Mating

    Quote Originally Posted by Astraltraveller
    Nice one Kate.....LMAO
    lol....guess I really am a joker...that was robs joke darlin'!...hehehe...
    But thanx!...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kassi59
    lol....guess I really am a joker...that was robs joke darlin'!...hehehe...
    But thanx!...
    So used to being you joking all the time, I just thought you might of had a sex change oooooopppppssssss.....!!!!!! I ment name change......LOLMAO

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    Default Re: Frequent Mating

    lmao...nope no changes......lol name nor sex!...lol
    even tho I still get an 'F' in sex.....hahahahaha....

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    Quote Originally Posted by kassi59
    lmao...nope no changes......lol name nor sex!...lol
    even tho I still get an 'F' in sex.....hahahahaha....
    Ok ok Kate.....
    Lots of study and practice might just get you that A (Ace)....LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by FPRob
    .. "This bull mated 365 times last year..."
    Drug Free Kattle my ass.. That bull has had more ****** than 700 Japanese Old men in a sweedish brothel.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ez-ez
    Drug Free Kattle my ass.. That bull has had more ****** than 700 Japanese Old men in a sweedish brothel.

    lol
    Thats why they might call it the Viabull (Biobull)......LOL

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