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Old 10-13-2006, 12:32 AM
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A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him."
They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: "This bull mated 65 times last year." The wife turns to her husband and says, "This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also."

They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife's mouth drops open and says, "WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one."

The man turns to his wife and says, "Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAA
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Old 10-13-2006, 04:16 AM
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Old 10-13-2006, 10:55 AM
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very funny .....lmao!
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Old 10-13-2006, 04:49 PM
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Nice one Kate.....LMAO
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Old 10-13-2006, 04:52 PM
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Nice one Kate.....LMAO
lol....guess I really am a joker...that was robs joke darlin'!...hehehe...
But thanx!...
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Old 10-13-2006, 04:58 PM
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lol....guess I really am a joker...that was robs joke darlin'!...hehehe...
But thanx!...
So used to being you joking all the time, I just thought you might of had a sex change oooooopppppssssss.....!!!!!! I ment name change......LOLMAO
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lmao...nope no changes......lol name nor sex!...lol
even tho I still get an 'F' in sex.....hahahahaha....
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lmao...nope no changes......lol name nor sex!...lol
even tho I still get an 'F' in sex.....hahahahaha....
Ok ok Kate.....
Lots of study and practice might just get you that A (Ace)....LOL
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.. "This bull mated 365 times last year..."
Drug Free Kattle my ass.. That bull has had more ****** than 700 Japanese Old men in a sweedish brothel.

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Drug Free Kattle my ass.. That bull has had more ****** than 700 Japanese Old men in a sweedish brothel.

lol
Thats why they might call it the Viabull (Biobull)......LOL
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Kate, Rob, whatever! Good joke!
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