Thread: S e x I n the dark!!!!!!!!

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time
they
made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. *

*Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured
she
would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were
in
the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the
lights. *

*She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated
pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real
one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She
screamed at
him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better
explain
yourself!" *

*The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll
explain
the toy . . you explain the kids." *

Lol

oooops!

lol .... there is nothing left to my imagination here .... lol

Details are too too funny ..... lol