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10-17-2006, 08:37 PM
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. * *Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figured she would break him out of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session, she turned on the lights. * *She looked down... and saw her husband was holding a battery-operated pleasure device... a vibrator! Soft, wonderful and larger than a real one. She went completely ballistic. "You impotent bastard," She screamed at him, "how could you be lying to me all of these years? You better explain yourself!" * *The husband looks her straight in the eyes and says calmly: "I'll explain the toy . . you explain the kids." *
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10-18-2006, 06:35 PM
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Lol
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10-18-2006, 06:46 PM
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oooops!
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10-19-2006, 12:09 AM
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lol .... there is nothing left to my imagination here .... lol Details are too too funny ..... lol
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