Thread: The Rules

The Rules


The female always makes the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
No male can possibly know all the rules.
If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.
The female is never wrong.
If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.
If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.
The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.
The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.
The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm. If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void

LOL! I don't understand why the males think we are so hard to get a long with??? Based on reading Vasili's other posts...he may come quite close to fulfilling his loved one's rules!! Ya out there Vasili??? That was a compliment!! Now if we can just get all the other guys out there playing by the rules, we may have something here!! lol (but then again....may get a little boring if we had our every desire, need satisfied?)

lol
yes ma'm,

good one! .. looks like by bill that it works..lol

lol Kate .... yeah Bill knows his place, his wife wears the pants and he washes them .... lol .... just joking I don't know ... but looks like Bill has some experience .... lol

yeah, DreamLady, I read Vasili's posts too ... I'd love to read the posts by his ladyfriend before I really believed him, lol or should we take him at his word .... hmmmm .... I am still trying to decide .... lol

Okay, I'm too afraid to respond...I don't know if there are any rules about reponses...

Hey hey.....!!!!!! Are these rules only to suit the Ladies........unfair aren't we?????
Rules can be made to break.....LOL

Originally Posted by choco777

Okay, I'm too afraid to respond...I don't know if there are any rules about reponses...

lol Choco ... you are definitely on the right track .....

thanks for trying though .... lmao ....

Kate,
Fall colors awesome now?

Bill - lol funny you ask. they were awesome! Last night we had a huge storm wind and snow! knocked out our electric for most of the night. right now the wind still howls and the snow falls! only about a couple inches tho, its bark was worse than its bite! but remember Im located at the top of the mountains so this wont pertain to the valleys...Im sure they are all happy about that!...lol..