Thread: Brigadier General ez-ez

Congrats. to ez-ez on his promotion to Brigadier General.

Please sumbit a support ticket for your $100 coupon.

Originally Posted by VodaHost

Congrats. to ez-ez on his promotion to Brigadier General.

Please sumbit a support ticket for your $100 coupon.

Congrats on your promotion Ez-Ez, come back soooooon and make people smile...!!!!......LOL

Congrats, Carlos!

Don't be in such a hurry - all in life isn't done by robots :)

Ezzy come, Ezzy Go..............congrats for the 2nd time Ezzzzzzzzz

He thought we forgot about him, he neglected to read the rules that
clearly say that he must submit a support ticket to notify us about his
promotion to claim his coupon. No one ever gets left behind in Vodaland!

Originally Posted by VodaHost

He thought we forgot about him, he neglected to read the rules that clearly say that he must submit a support ticket to notify us about his promotion. No one ever gets left behind!

Your probably right *****, lets hope he reads it this time, he's always been there for us with great advice and with his witty jokes of cause....LOL...

Originally Posted by VodaHost

He thought we forgot about him, he neglected to read the rules that clearly say that he must submit a support ticket to notify us about his promotion. No one ever gets left behind!

Excellent ***** .... nice to see you point this out, as sometimes we are all so busy learning and having a good time, we forget about ourselves ... :)

An excellent host with excellent community support .....


A Big Congratulations to Carlos once again, you are missed ....




please let us know you have not been eaten by sharks Mate!!

Congratulations Carlos my friend, you deserve this so come and collect it...i'll even do the washing up.......ooerrr..I think ive gone over the top there ...s**** that last statement...i'll hand you the dishes....phew...;o)

Congratulations, Carlos, on your promotion that comes as recognition for your invaluable contributions and unfailing support of your VodaPeers!

That and your everfesscent humor! (And for bailing me out of the occasional jam!) Good Job, my friend!

CONGRATULATIONS CARLOS!! You may come and collect your bucket and rags and wash my windows anytime!! lol

I do hope you return, as you can see, we miss your smiling face!

CONGRATULATIONS

Finally......Brigadier General, to a deserving person too.
All the best to you Carlos.

Congrats, Carlos! Nice work. :D

Congratulations, you've done well.

Congratulations Carlos! Well done Mate!

Congrats. Carlos in promotion to Brigadier General.
Please, submit a support ticket for your tiramisu.

Regards,

Zlatko
www.mercataworld.com

Come on Carlos, suck it up and jump back in the pool!
We need you around here because you are you!
Well deserved Congratulations!

Originally Posted by Lincslady

Congratulations Carlos my friend, you deserve this so come and collect it...i'll even do the washing up.......ooerrr..I think ive gone over the top there ...s**** that last statement...i'll hand you the dishes....phew...;o)

oh my sweet lincsie, thats how we ruin a good man!...by offering to help!...will we ever learn..but you did have a good save!...good job!



CONGRATS CARLOS!......

Originally Posted by kassi59

oh my sweet lincsie, thats how we ruin a good man!...by offering to help!...will we ever learn..but you did have a good save!...good job!



CONGRATS CARLOS!......

Hey Kate...!!!!! I wonder if our friend Carlos (Ez-Ez) is just making every one just sweat a bit..... He provably is in the background just reading all post and laughing out loud at what every pne is saying. Lets hope he gets this....Ez-Eeeezzzzzzeeeeeee where are you....??????

Hey Carlos...!!!! just give us a little hint that you are still out there......I bet you are ha ha ha.....we all wondering he he he .......LMAO....!!!!!!

I think he retired. But if you yell loud enough he might hear it...lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

I think he retired. But if you yell loud enough he might hear it...lol

Kate...... I will try......LOL

HEEYYYYYYY...!!!!!! Ez-EZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYY Where are YYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU.......????????? You damm Aussie get your ASS back here now.......!!!! we are all waiting for Y.R.H. (Your Royal Highness). You have.....#%@*.......(Time) to respond, do you hear us.....? Hey.!! Hope this works...After all that loud yelling I'm tired.... LOL

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Kate...... I will try......LOL

HEEYYYYYYY...!!!!!! Ez-EZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZYYYYYYYYYYYYY Where are YYYOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUU.......????????? You damm Aussie get your ASS back here now.......!!!! we are all waiting for Y.R.H. (Your Royal Highness). You have.....#%@*.......(Time) to respond, do you hear us.....? Hey.!! Hope this works... LOL

Wow, you seem to yell better than I....lol...if anything would work THAT would!...lol Make ME want to get my ass in gear!....lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

Wow, you seem to yell better than I....lol...if anything would work THAT would!...lol Make ME want to get my ass in gear!....lol

I suggest you do...!!!!!..LOL He might just listen to you too....maybe 2 of us might be better than 1 lets hope some more of our friends join us and do some loud shouting too...!!!!!

You do have to remember that a good friend will respect a persons wishes and decisions...and gently help them to grow....

so Ill gently call "hey" common back please? We all miss you." Nervous shakedowns just arent the same in Jamaica without you...lol

And I'm yelling too!!

We need EzEZ .... we need EzEZ ....

do you realize that if we keep calling you, we will all be making General sooner than we thought .... lol

cause we won't surrender .... that will be your job ....

PLEASE .... PRETTY PLEASE .... we miss you .....

Lady: There ya go begging and pleading again.....What am I going to do with you? lol

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Lady: There ya go begging and pleading again.....What am I going to do with you? lol

lmao ... "Cindy Lou Who" .... you need to search through those videos again and see if you can find EzEz ....

(sshhh .... but if you find something good enough, he would have to come back to defend himself .... right ??)

Unfortunately...I don't think he'll be back. I think he is really gone. To bad, because he was a lot of fun. I named that tree after him and everything.....I wonder if he could have signed on with a new userid and we don't know??? hmmmm

Originally Posted by Dream Lady

Unfortunately...I don't think he'll be back. I think he is really gone. To bad, because he was a lot of fun. I named that tree after him and everything.....I wonder if he could have signed on with a new userid and we don't know??? hmmmm

possibly ... you have a good point there ... you are pretty ***** ....

And you are right, I am glad you named the tree after him, will never forget all of his "trunks" lol .....

I am going to keep an open mind though and hope he comes back, we won't bury him yet ....

and besides, if he did come back as another username, we would be able to tell it was him ...... cause there is only

One EzEz

Hey Ladies it seems like our friend Ez-Ez as abandon us forever, it doesn't look like his coming back, even under a new user name.....

I think he would have given us a signal by now if he was coming back, so lets just keep hoping he does...!!!! If not then lets just keep his memory alive and wish him well where ever he may be.....
We only wish we could say one day WELCOME BACK EZ-EZ (Carlos)

So here goes to you our Friend Ez-Ez (Carlos) may you find happiness where ever you are, thank you for the good times you shared with us all on this forum....You were alway an inspiration to us all.

Thanks all for the congrats.. So I go and you all decide to have your picture avatars.. Now Imight have to stay just to look at the good looking women (no offence guys.. you're all good looking too, but just not my type..lol).

Manuel: Thanks mate.. you might want to put another avatar.. I just can't tell if you have a big nose like me.. That's depressing..lol.

Hi Beth, I know that not everything is run by robots, but you see, I'm used to receiving bills.. and those are always on time.. so I became conditioned to thinking that..lol.. Cheers luv.

David.. Cheers mate.. top bloke you are.. thanks for all the help.

LadyEye, thank you.. Nice picture.. (is that your natural hair color by any chance..?? lol).. See..?? you're a smart one there, I only went away so that you keep yelling out till you become a General.. what a plot ey?.. lol..thanks again.

Linda.. Thanks luv.. and what a relief, I was worried about my dish washing there for a moment.. Glad I get to put on my aapron and do the dishes.. (did I mention all I wear is the aapron..?? Ruuunnnnnn..lol)

Vasili.. Thank you sir and same goes for you bailing me out too.. Your experience about business and how you present it sure made me think some strategies and improve.. thanks again.. here's to you.

Cindy.. thanks luv.. No worries.. your windows will be as shiny as what you see when I clean them.. (I believe I mentioned I clean windows in a kilt standing on a laddar).. lol.. thank you again.

CL.. Thanks heaps.. you and I had a mighty awesome time on the forum.. always fun to chat to you..Cheers.

Amanda.. Thanks.. (by the way, I read the whale joke.. well criky, that female whale aint fun at all..lol).. thanks luvy.

Thank Bill.. muchly appreciated mate.

Trish.. Cheers and same to you.. oi, I heard they have free entry at the local nig***lub for Generals.. wanna go out some time..??lol.. cheers.

Zlatko.. Mate, honestly, I laughed so hard at your post I had tears.. I'll be submitting hundreds of support tickets.. you just have no idea what trouble you just put yourself into.. lol.. mate, you could get me to surrender my house deed over a nice tiramisu..lol.. Here's to you Zlatko.

TheBlueGrassMusic.. and how awesome it is to finally see your picture.. Thank you mate and I appreciate the compliment.. Cheers.

Thank you for the congrats Kate.. and thank you for all the help with testing and viewing.. (you're the only one that agreed to check my nude photo album at http://www.nude-z.com).. lmao..

(just kidding people.. stop clicking)..lol

Final words go to Manuel.. mate, If I had 2 beers, a couch and a remote control, you'd be the first on my list to call to come over to watch Formula 1 with.. cheers mate.

Thanks all.. (special thanks to *****).

ALLRIGHT! GREAT TO HAVE YOU BACK CARLOS!! YOU HAVE BEEN MISSED!

Thank you for the congrats Kate.. and thank you for all the help with testing and viewing.. (you're the only one that agreed to check my nude photo album at http://www.nude-z.com).. lmao..

Your welcome darlin'! but now Im blind!..lol....

Welcome back dear soul....just not the same without you!
shake it EZ - EZ!


quick fix on double post!...

welcome back - glad your here again

Final word for Manuel ....

My final Answer .... Manuel you're GR888TT!!

Good Job Manuel (going to rename you Rescuer!!) :) ....

Carlos ... so awesome to see you here again ... My heart has mended ... I feel much much better ... :) One big Happy Happy Family Again!!

Awe, somedays "Life is So Gr8888888888T"

P.S.

Carlos - Natural Hair Colour ... lol ... please help me with defining, lol .... "Natural Hair Colour" .... lol ... is there such a thing!!

Stay tuned ... Pink Next Week ... lol ...

While you were gone, and I was feeling vulnerable, lmao ... vasili "guilted" me into "coming out of the closet" ... Hope I didn't scare ya!!! lol

Now I gotta grab my "Two Beers" and head to the show .... hope this links works!!!! http://www.nude-z.com


So Glad You Are Here!!

Hey Hey.....!!!!! YOU ARE BACK........LOL

Welcome back mate as you can see you were dearly missed specially by our lady friends..... It's great to have you back, so don't pull another stunt like that on us.

Hope the ladies keep a better grip on you this time so you don't do another disappearing act on us.

ONCE AGAIN WELCOME BACK Ez-Ez

And to the ladies thank you and well done for all the screaming and shouting to get him back..... It worked well done ladies......

Thank you Cindy.. I gotta say if it werent for you having me clean your windows, I probably wouldnt have logged in..lol.. After all, it's my only chance to see real windows that don't crash, can't catch a virus, don't run slow, has only one skin, and you don't have to update or validate them, more importantly, if they break, your insurance will fix them.. but even more exciting, you paid for them and you own them as they don;t have small print saying that some dickhead called Bill Gates can them away from you any time he wants..lol

So, I'll do your windows any time..

Thanks Kate.. Yep.. I do have that effect on people.. one look at me and they go blind.. but don't worry darlin, it's only temporary, first you'll go briefly blind, then you'll have short term memory loss for a while, as your memory starts returning you'll develop a twitch and every time someone says the word 'Easy' you'll sneaze.. I'm afraid there's no cure either..lol.. But hopefully Microsoft will fix the bug soon.. lmao.

Thank you asirimarco.. and how nice to see your picture..

You see, now with all you good looking people around, this forum can enjoy a better reputation than when people could only see Manuel, CircustPet and me..lol... Watch the numbers hit high records.

Originally Posted by LadyEye

Now I gotta grab my "Two Beers" and head to the show .... hope this links works!!!! http://www.nude-z.com


So Glad You Are Here!!

LadyEye..!! you you you.. you are a riot..lmao.. but a sweet riot I have to say.. thank you darlin.

Now, about that hair color thing..(define natural hair color).. I plea the fifth on that one.. (I got in trouble for posting offensive comments in the past..lol)

Have any beer left by any chance..?? I ran out.. I'll cut you a deal, You supply the beer, I supply the popcorn and jelly beans and we'll get Manuel to do the Tap dancing on the coffee table..lol..

(Disclaimer: when visiting me and sitting on my couch you agree to return all half sucked jelly beans and lollies and half chewed chewing gum that may have got stuck to your bottom while sitting on my couch.. they are recycleable, especially the chewing gum..lol).

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Hey .... It's great to have you back, so don't pull another stunt like that on us....

Oh Manuel.. Mate.. you have no idea how strange it feels to be told not to pull a stunt by someone who is in a space suit near a space shuttle some where in the Galaxy.. AND I AM BEING THE STUNT MAN???... lmao

Oi, pssst... I don't mind the ladies having a better grip on me... it's just they never grip the right spots..lol

Cheers matey.

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Thanks Kate.. Yep.. I do have that effect on people.. one look at me and they go blind.. but don't worry darlin, it's only temporary, first you'll go briefly blind, then you'll have short term memory loss for a while, as your memory starts returning you'll develop a twitch and every time someone says the word 'Easy' you'll sneaze.. I'm afraid there's no cure either..lol.. But hopefully Microsoft will fix the bug soon.. lmao.

Wow sounds like the Jamaican nerve twitch all over again...jeeze. Sounds like another trip is in order...gotta find a pourer...lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

Wow sounds like the Jamaican nerve twitch all over again...jeeze. Sounds like another trip is in order...gotta find a pourer...lol

haha Kate.. I don't know if the Jamaicans will fall for the same scam again..lol

yea your probably right, gotta think of a new one...hmmmm ponder ponder...lol

Hey there,

A

BIG CONGRATS TO YOU

So sorry I missed it.

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Trish.. Cheers and same to you.. oi, I heard they have free entry at the local nig***lub for Generals.. wanna go out some time..??lol.. cheers.

Sounds great! It's a date!

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Oh Manuel.. Mate.. you have no idea how strange it feels to be told not to pull a stunt by someone who is in a space suit near a space shuttle some where in the Galaxy.. AND I AM BEING THE STUNT MAN???... lmao

Oi, pssst... I don't mind the ladies having a better grip on me... it's just they never grip the right spots..lol

Cheers matey.

Watch closely the next stunt...... I won't be using the space shuttle....Will be teleporting across the galaxy......quicker and safer.....LOL......Keep an eye open I might teleport to Australia on my next stop to planet earth....LOL....and maybe by then you will all see the real face(avantar) to Astraltraveller just for a few light years...(oooppppsss mean a few days all this confusion of interstellar time is getting to me)
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By the way Carlos it's good to have you back... ho by the way as for the ladies grip, aren't we all on the same boat...!!!!!(or shall I say space shuttle)...LOL

HAVE FUN MATE....

Ezzy GO, Ezzy come back........See you havnt lost your sense of humour mate.

Welcome back.

Originally Posted by ez-ez

LadyEye..!! you you you.. you are a riot..lmao.. but a sweet riot I have to say.. thank you darlin.

Now, about that hair color thing..(define natural hair color).. I plea the fifth on that one.. (I got in trouble for posting offensive comments in the past..lol)

Have any beer left by any chance..?? I ran out.. I'll cut you a deal, You supply the beer, I supply the popcorn and jelly beans and we'll get Manuel to do the Tap dancing on the coffee table..lol..

(Disclaimer: when visiting me and sitting on my couch you agree to return all half sucked jelly beans and lollies and half chewed chewing gum that may have got stuck to your bottom while sitting on my couch.. they are recycleable, especially the chewing gum..lol).

lol .... There will be no "jelly beans" "lollies" or "half chewed" anything sticking to my bottom .... lol .... they had better be the full meal deal ....

I'll take the deal, lots of beer, heck I'll get us a "24" each and it that's not enuf we'll get more .... MANUEL .... I didn't know you were so talented .and in "tip-top" shape .. a coffee table tap dancer, lol, ooh la la .... and more jelly beans please .... and no to the "ABC" gum ..... I prefer "doublemint" - two mints are always better than one ... lol ....

I think we're gonna have a parta!! lol ... Trish .......... CYOU THERE!! (no wine for Trish though, she's prolly still on the Tea, lol, need to re-check her tilter (elbow)

Originally Posted by SChajin

Hey there,

A

BIG CONGRATS TO YOU

So sorry I missed it.

G'day Sharon.. thanks for the congrats.

Originally Posted by davidundalicia

Ezzy GO, Ezzy come back........See you havnt lost your sense of humour mate.

Welcome back.

lol David.. What can I say.. I'm just EZ.. Here's to you mate.. chin chin.

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

...Keep an eye open I might teleport to Australia on my next stop to planet earth....LOL....

By the way Carlos it's good to have you back... ho by the way as for the ladies grip, aren't we all on the same boat...!!!!!(or shall I say space shuttle)...LOL

HAVE FUN MATE....

That's it.. I'm setting up that telescope I got for xmas last year.. when orbit earth next time, that mirror reflection signal you get will be coming from my backyard..lol..

LadyEye..
wow.. 24 beers..??? Just for that, I'll pick up all the jelly beans and lollies off the couch and carpet and pick the hairs and carpet fluff off them one by one and arrange them on a plate and make the best looking assortment for ya.. all the chewing gum will be neatly rolled and stacked.. see how neat I am..?? and if you're worried about hygene.. don't.. I promise I wash my hands before I touch anything..lol

By the way, Manuel is the only 'Alien' that can do tap dancing in a space suit on a dusty planet surface in zero gravity conditions.. last time he did it, it sounded so good they made the movie 'Contact' after they heard it..lol.

Tilter means elbow..????????? have you been stealing vocabulary from the aztec caves in south mexico again...??? lol

LOL

Carlos...good to see you grinning from ear to ear!
All this talk about going out to a nighclub with stars on reminds me of the last time we discussed dancing...rem?
(I still am amazed at how many dances you said you could do...)

;)

Welll Welll Welll..I leave for few weeks and your climbing the general ladder like mad....lol...CONGRATS And well deserved.

Bzzz

(hmmm...wonder who else has been busy oin the general ladder...got some climbing to do when I get back...hehe)

Originally Posted by beegud2

Welll Welll Welll..I leave for few weeks and your climbing the general ladder like mad....lol...CONGRATS And well deserved.

Bzzz

(hmmm...wonder who else has been busy oin the general ladder...got some climbing to do when I get back...hehe)

HEY WELCOME BACK BEEZIE!!!!!

Originally Posted by LadyEye

I think we're gonna have a parta!! lol ... Trish .......... CYOU THERE!! (no wine for Trish though, she's prolly still on the Tea, lol, need to re-check her tilter (elbow)

Yeah, I stayed off the wine for exactly 4 days! Elbow's still sore but who care's? As long as I can raise a glass!

Originally Posted by Vasili

LOL

Carlos...good to see you grinning from ear to ear!
All this talk about going out to a nighclub with stars on reminds me of the last time we discussed dancing...rem?
(I still am amazed at how many dances you said you could do...)

;)

lol.. Vasili, how can I forget.... I even showed Linda how to do the Salsa..



Salsa

2 large tomatoes, seeded (don't have to) and diced
½ small sweet onion, like Texas sweet or red, finely chopped
1 to 3 jalapeños finely chopped
2 tablespoons fresh cilantro, chopped
1 large garlic clove finely chopped
2 tablespoons fresh squeezed lime juice
1 teaspoon olive oil
¾ teaspoon salt
½ teaspoon cumin
¼ teaspoon black pepper
Combine all the ingredients and chill for 2 hours before serving with chips.

Originally Posted by beegud2

Welll Welll Welll..I leave for few weeks and your climbing the general ladder like mad....lol...CONGRATS And well deserved.

Bzzz

(hmmm...wonder who else has been busy oin the general ladder...got some climbing to do when I get back...hehe)

Well hello there.. Welcome back Beezie.. Good to see you still remember your login in username and password..lol..

(If it's that easy to remember how to do things when you havent done them for a long time, then I should be ok next time I go out and score..lol).

Originally Posted by limebrook1

Yeah, I stayed off the wine for exactly 4 days! Elbow's still sore but who care's? As long as I can raise a glass!

And Trish, remember, if all fails, there's always the 'Straw' solution..lol.

Originally Posted by ez-ez

That's it.. I'm setting up that telescope I got for xmas last year.. when orbit earth next time, that mirror reflection signal you get will be coming from my backyard..lol..

What ever you do don't blind me with that reflection....I might crash land...LOL
Ho sorry I forgot I will be teleporting so I want be crash landing.... LOL

And as for tap dancing in a space suit in zero gravity....Ho my ho my...you will be surprised what other dances I do in space suits.....Salsa, Tango,Samba just to name a few......LOL

Hey Carlos (Ez-Ez) its really good to see you back so full of your usual humor.....

Coming sssooooooonnnn the face of Astraltraveller.....keep an eye open at a asteroid cinema near you..... the suit gets removed....LOL

Or if you can find them.....'pourers'...lol

hmmm .... pourers, tilters, jelly beans, hygiene, caves, wine, beer, salsa, space suits, astrals face coming soon, night clubs, beezies and robs back in action, just the makings of a darn good time ..... line it up Kate, (you have the country of your own there in Vermont) ... lol The only thing we are missing is the music, perhaps we can get "bluegrassmusic" to supply that part for us ..and tea for the morning after, or maybe the week later (probably would get that recommendation from Trish, I think she has stamina, lol) .. awe would be great eh!

Lady! thats what I told Bill! he said that Vermont didnt qualify! You tell him!....lol..
Im so used to having most ask me which state vermont is in....lol!

Originally Posted by kassi59

Lady! thats what I told Bill! he said that Vermont didnt qualify! You tell him!....lol..
Im so used to having most ask me which state vermont is in....lol!

lol Kate ... yes I think Bill needs a little reminding of "The Rules"

Bill, please refer to the thread below so you can make your corrections .... lmao

http://www.vodahost.com/vodatalk/vod...077-rules.html

That ought to do it Kate ..... lol

I just tried again to add vermont ... hmm..maybe he will listen....how many signatures does it take?? ponder ponder...

Originally Posted by kassi59

I just tried again to add vermont ... hmm..maybe he will listen....how many signatures does it take?? ponder ponder...

Well I think the answer in that one Kate, is what gender is doing the signing - ladies or the men .... lol ....
Only one lady needed to make the change ... I thinks Bill will sip on a bit of his tea first before he concedes, but he'll roll over .... lol

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

Coming sssooooooonnnn the face of Astraltraveller.....keep an eye open at a asteroid cinema near you..... the suit gets removed....LOL

Manuel.. mate, this is the time when we make a bit of extra dollars on the side.. just let me handle this.

Ok.. Ladies, ladies and ladies... Soon, Manuel is taking the Helmet off.. yes.. you heard it right.. Manuel will lose the helmet.. But it wont be off for long.. Limited time only.. book your view now.. $9.95 will get you Manuel's avatar in GIF, JPG and BMP.. but hurry, this offer can't last long and pictures are running out fast..

But wait, there's more.. Pay an extra $12.90 and you get 2 400X600px of Manuel topless.. yes, you got it.. TOPLESS.. Only to the first 50 callers.

*Credit Card transactions only.
*4 weeks delivery.
*Picture Frames extra.
*All images sent via email, disks are available for $19.95. All merchandise sent via US Post.

Ok Manuel.. now we sit and wait.. Soon we'll be rich mate...lol
(One of my teachers once told me that if all fails I can always work as a pimp.. I'd be good at it..lol)

I somehow missed this one. Sorry Carlos! Congratulations on a well deserved promotion!

NO worries NavalDesign.. Thanks for the congrats and all the help too.. Much appreciated.. Cheers.

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Manuel.. mate, this is the time when we make a bit of extra dollars on the side.. just let me handle this.

Ok.. Ladies, ladies and ladies... Soon, Manuel is taking the Helmet off.. yes.. you heard it right.. Manuel will lose the helmet.. But it wont be off for long.. Limited time only.. book your view now.. $9.95 will get you Manuel's avatar in GIF, JPG and BMP.. but hurry, this offer can't last long and pictures are running out fast..

But wait, there's more.. Pay an extra $12.90 and you get 2 400X600px of Manuel topless.. yes, you got it.. TOPLESS.. Only to the first 50 callers.

*Credit Card transactions only.
*4 weeks delivery.
*Picture Frames extra.
*All images sent via email, disks are available for $19.95. All merchandise sent via US Post.

Ok Manuel.. now we sit and wait.. Soon we'll be rich mate...lol
(One of my teachers once told me that if all fails I can always work as a pimp.. I'd be good at it..lol)

Ive got a dollar to offer...

Okay okay - I'll s**** up another 50p (should keep them busy trying to add up the currency!) LOL

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Manuel.. mate, this is the time when we make a bit of extra dollars on the side.. just let me handle this.

Ok.. Ladies, ladies and ladies... Soon, Manuel is taking the Helmet off.. yes.. you heard it right.. Manuel will lose the helmet.. But it wont be off for long.. Limited time only.. book your view now.. $9.95 will get you Manuel's avatar in GIF, JPG and BMP.. but hurry, this offer can't last long and pictures are running out fast..

But wait, there's more.. Pay an extra $12.90 and you get 2 400X600px of Manuel topless.. yes, you got it.. TOPLESS.. Only to the first 50 callers.

*Credit Card transactions only.
*4 weeks delivery.
*Picture Frames extra.
*All images sent via email, disks are available for $19.95. All merchandise sent via US Post.

Ok Manuel.. now we sit and wait.. Soon we'll be rich mate...lol
(One of my teachers once told me that if all fails I can always work as a pimp.. I'd be good at it..lol)

LOL....Carlos, work as a pimp.......LMAO......No ways mate.
Hey Ez-Ez you surely make a great salesman.....LOL...but 0nly $9.95...!!!!!! that's way too cheap don't you think mate?
We need to make quite a bit here don't you think? It's a once in a lifetime opportunity and for a limited time only.......LOL

Hey hang on there mate you are still better than Kate she's only got a dollar to offer......come on sure you can do better than that Kate......LMAO

Carlos, I surely hope you can sell a full house and raise enough to enable us to retire don't you think?

So ladies hurry and book with Carlos my Ezzyy-Ezzyy agent.

FINAL COUNTDOWN...!!!!! ONE DAY LEFT...!!!!!!

Hey manuel! I didnt say I only had a dollar, I was just offering what I thought the worth!...lol...
I dont like to over pay!...beside I have inside connections....betcha I could get a book off the chart offerings...hehe...

lmao

I want to see a sample, I always "Look before I buy" .... if I like what I see, I may buy several .....

please submit the sample .... hurry hurry before I take my business elsewhere .... lmao

lol...thats what the avatar is for I guess...lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

lol...thats what the avatar is for I guess...lol

lol Kate .... but you can't click for an enlargement ... and I am sure we will need to .... lol

lmao...I think you may be right!....

Originally Posted by kassi59

Hey manuel! I didnt say I only had a dollar, I was just offering what I thought the worth!...lol...
I dont like to over pay!...beside I have inside connections....betcha I could get a book off the chart offerings...hehe...

Ok Kate, only worth a dollar....!!!!!!! Hope you also supply the popcorn, as I have heard our friend Ez-Ez enjoy's the popcorn....LOL

Don't forget less than 24 hours to go for the losing of the space suit and helmet.....I'll see you all then oooopppppppsssss I ment you's will all see me then.....LMAO

yes he does love popcorn!....lol...just say the word and hes gone popping...lol...


Yea, that did cross my mind...now just how much of that suit are you taking off...this is G rated...with a well R flavor....lol...
Oh well, guess when I get up in the morning Ill see whats going on...
HO HUM....smiles...

Originally Posted by kassi59

yes he does love popcorn!....lol...just say the word and hes gone popping...lol...


Yea, that did cross my mind...now just how much of that suit are you taking off...this is G rated...with a well R flavor....lol...
Oh well, guess when I get up in the morning Ill see whats going on...
HO HUM....smiles...

He he..!!! Suit all coming off for now, but will be covered in cloth for now....LOL

Whew....had me a bit nervous me dear...as I do so enjoy coming here...after robs bobbin head well dont think there much more I could tolerate!.lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

Whew....had me a bit nervous me dear...as I do so enjoy coming here...after robs bobbin head well dont think there much more I could tolerate!.lol

Nervous..??? No cause to worry....LMAO

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Manuel.. mate, this is the time when we make a bit of extra dollars on the side.. just let me handle this.

Ok.. Ladies, ladies hurry, this offer can't last long and pictures are running out fast..

But wait, there's more.. Pay an extra $12.90 and you get 2 400X600px of Manuel topless.. yes, you got it.. TOPLESS.. Only to the first 50 callers.

*Credit Card transactions only.
*4 weeks delivery.
*Picture Frames extra.
*All images sent via email, disks are available for $19.95. All merchandise sent via US Post.

Ok Manuel.. now we sit and wait.. Soon we'll be rich mate...lol
(One of my teachers once told me that if all fails I can always work as a pimp.. I'd be good at it..lol)

Hey Ez-Ez with the topless offer you should also offer the ladies a jokers lifetime club membership.....he he he.....lmao

Originally Posted by limebrook1

Okay okay - I'll s**** up another 50p (should keep them busy trying to add up the currency!) LOL

Hey Trish to had up the currency....No Problem.....Just keep it ringing...LOL

Originally Posted by LadyEye

lol Kate .... but you can't click for an enlargement ... and I am sure we will need to .... lol

You shall get one maybe my dear.....LOL

Originally Posted by Astraltraveller

You shall get one maybe my dear.....LOL

I await in anxious anticipation, i've lightened your maybe as I am anti to those, just helping you out Manuel .....hurry now, don't be late ....

It's Showtime!!

Originally Posted by limebrook1

Okay okay - I'll s**** up another 50p (should keep them busy trying to add up the currency!) LOL

Careful there Trish ... you have a very expensive Wine Bill ... lol ....
just may not be worth it ... you might need extra wine after the preview and you wouldn't want to have spent you last on a maybe ... lol

SHOW TIME AS ARRIVED....!!!!!

Good Morning Ez-Ez and all the ladies of cause....!!!!!!

The time to remove the space suit and halmet as finaly arrived......Stripped but not naked.....LOL

Hey EZ-EZ hope you book enough seats and made enough DOLLARS for us to retire....mate.

Hope you ladies are't dissapointed.......by the Avatar you should have a sneek preview by now......LOL

So relax and enjoy the show click on the links below ........LMAO
(Just some pics of your's truely and rest of my Astral crew.)
Suspence....!!!!! and Silence.....Stripped of space suit and halmet but not naked....whow..!!!!!!......LOL....

Have to leave on an other quick mission.... got to get suited up again, till next time you all have fun....I got to run.....LOL

Finally got to meet Manuel.. or his picture at least.. Now I can look you in the face and say G'day mate.. Great pics Manuel.. here's to ya mate.. chinchin.

Now, about the business.. strategy is not working.. those ladies are difficult.. so we need to rethink our strategies.. I spent all night trying to work out the conversion rate for '50p' (Thanks Trish).. ended up paying $4,000 membership to Forex.com to be told that it's way below the asking price of $9.95..lol

About Kate.. I know her plan.. she'll pay the dollar then ask for a refund coz she's not happy with the goods..lol

But I love LadyEye's idea of sampling before buying... Time to start making 'Mini-Manuels' as smaplers.. we'll call'em 'M&M's'.. There ya go ladies.. nibble on this..lmao

We've reduced the price to $1 entry..
(All entrants must buy a snack at the time of entry:
Popcorn $19.95
Chips $14.95
Nuts (Supplied free in the pics..lmao)
Soft drinks $8.95 for a can

*All entries are sold for standing spots.. seats available for $12.95.

Lets see how that works now Manuel.. high 5 mate.. lol

Great news Carlos now our members can find ours
location here


Regards,

Zlatko
www.mercataworld.com

Swopped spaceship for a bike eh? Or is it a cunning disquise? Nice to see you in the flesh (but we were expecting a bit more, weren't we ladies?).

Night out with you Ez seems a bit expensive!

Oh, and Ladyeye - just lead me to the place where I can buy wine for 50p (roughly $1 US). (Just realised I had better be careful else I'll be getting a reputation around here! Just off for a cup of TEA!)

[quote=Astraltraveller]SHOW TIME AS ARRIVED....!!!!!

Good Morning Ez-Ez and all the ladies of cause....!!!!!!

Good Morning Manuel .... how awfully nice to see you, and given the choices for the few days surrounding official Halloween words
"Trick or Treat" .... may I say what a very nice TREAT!! And not to worry I assure you there will be no disappointment... "Space Suit" for a "Face Suit" ... puuurrrfect .... naked or not, one must be left with something to the imagination, lol, or all the fun disappears far too quickly!! A very nice looking family too, you must be proud. Yeah Trish, the bike is great! I'll bet Manuel can get that cranking to speeds faster than light .... lol ... And I'll bet it's safe to say, Trish, you could handle that while drinking your wine, oops I mean tea! Sip Sip ...Hee Hee ... Oh Trish, drink & be merry, just please never let me talk you into the homemade "Purple Passion" variety ... ooh ... it's difficult to recover from that. It's the variety that you "try once" only. Need I say more, lol.

Manuel, thanks ever so much for sharing! Isn't it a wonderful world "on earth". Glad you landed!! :)

"Go Ahead - Make My Day"
Clint Eastwood

Originally Posted by ez-ez

Now, about the business.. strategy is not working.. those ladies are difficult.. so we need to rethink our strategies.. I spent all night trying to work out the conversion rate for '50p' (Thanks Trish).. ended up paying $4,000 membership to Forex.com to be told that it's way below the asking price of $9.95..lol

Ah it's quite rewarding to see us ladies can keep you on your nose Carlos, I mean toes, lol .... (wink, wink)

About Kate.. I know her plan.. she'll pay the dollar then ask for a refund coz she's not happy with the goods..lol

I'd say you are right Carlos about Kate, but she is a supporter, so you may get two dollars just for the cause ... lol

But I love LadyEye's idea of sampling before buying... Time to start making 'Mini-Manuels' as smaplers.. we'll call'em 'M&M's'.. There ya go ladies.. nibble on this..lmao

Now you are beginning to see the inevitable start to a successful venture ... once hooked, we can be lifers .... lol

We've reduced the price to $1 entry..
(All entrants must buy a snack at the time of entry:
Popcorn $19.95
Chips $14.95
Nuts (Supplied free in the pics..lmao)
Soft drinks $8.95 for a can

*All entries are sold for standing spots.. seats available for $12.95.

Lets see how that works now Manuel.. high 5 mate.. lol

I'll double my anti on admission, what I can't buy for $1.00 I dont mind spending $2.00 .... Kate may have the better deal on the popcorn, so will pass on that, chips are mighty costly too, had better re-think that one, or give a more accurate description of "Chips". "Soft drinks", you might change that to "hard drinks", you'd have a better opportunity of hooking Trish. Standing is perfect, as long as it's not alone!! You've done a good job on marketing this Carlos, I believe you are in the right direction, you've nailed a few essentials! I'm in!!

What a gr88888888tt Day!! :)

Hey Manie! good to see you! nice avatar!...and handsome family!
See got away without having to even spend a dollar...lol
Glad you decided to come down and take it off and not take it all off....lol


And Carlos...common, good business practice...why buy it when I can eventually read it on the net?! hmm?....lol

Hi there ladies, hope it was with the wait and did not disappoint you.... It was good to finally reveal the face behind Astraltraveller glad you all enjoyed that ....If you are prepared to wait a little longer..I might just show a little more...... Topless he he he he maybe......LOL.

Hey there Ez-Ez, you really did a good marketing ploy with the ladies, but not enough for our retirement...LOL

So mate get working on the next marketing project (Topless) and see if we can improve our revenues.....LOL

And Kate no popcorn trade this time around, just Dollars and plenty of then.....LMAO

And Trish a bit more than 50p will do!...or shall I say a lot more?..we all just had a bit of fun with this topic...LOL

LadyEye, thank you for the complement on the rest of my Astral crew, they are really a great bunch...

It was great taking the fun to the point we did with Carlos help and humor, he did really come back with a BIG BANG, thanks mate it was good clean fun....So now don't disappear that fast again.....LOL

NO disappointments here my friend! Its always a good thing when people show their true colors!
since you mentioned popcorn...well two days left for the promo then poof gone...no more corn...bwaaa haaa...lol

Originally Posted by kassi59

NO disappointments here my friend! Its always a good thing when people show their true colors!
since you mentioned popcorn...well two days left for the promo then poof gone...no more corn...bwaaa haaa...lol

Glad you all enjoyed that, suit and helmet will be packed away for a while. It's good to see faces and pictures of people we chat with.

By the way Kate have a great Halloween day, I know it's a big thing in Canada and the USA, unfortunately that is something that is not celebrated here in S. A. Have fun and post us some pictures

I do agree. and the avatars are fun too! except the bobble head...ick..to much!
I dont celelbrate Halloween anymore since my two boys are full grown..and as far as partys go...well who want to come up here!!!!...lol
but thank you!

[quote=ez-ez]Finally got to meet Manuel.. or his picture at least.. Now I can look you in the face and say G'day mate.. Great pics Manuel.. here's to ya mate.. chinchin.

Hey Carlos no more space suits and helmet for a while mate, only in the flesh...LOL